An abie stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Couldn’t be I’m in my room with an abie playmate of mine…
we’re changing each other’s dirty adult diapers and exploring each other’s bodies. Tee hee… that tickles!
Winnie the Pooh stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Couldn’t be…. i can barely even MOVE, cuz I just ate entirely too many honey pots filled with honey….. can’t even THINK about food right now! Bout ready to explode!
Cartman stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
You better respect my authority, and STEP OFF! Besides it couldn’t have been me, I’ve been at home for hours eatin’ cheesy poofs, and waitin’ on dessert cuz Mom’s in the kitchen bakin’ me some pie.
Stewie Griffin stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
You want the TRUTH??? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Mommy and Daddy Griffin have been too busy to go to the store,
so I’ve had to go the ENTIRE WEEK without the crunchy fortified goodness of Cheerios! My comfort food! Where I come from a aby without Cheerios is UNHEARD OF! It’s like SJP without Dior, Sheldon without quantum physics, Elle without the “Bend and Snap”, Ice without Coco, and Dr. Cox without his long list of girlie names for Dr. Dorian!
UNACCEPTABLE! I HAD to retaliate!
So yes… I stole the blasted cookie… and I don’t feel one OUNCE of remorse for it!
Now, will you KINDLY cease all this blathering, and remove yourself from my play area?
You’re disturbing my chi,
and making it simply IMPOSSIBLE for me to concentrate on the revision of my nefarious plots…
My goodness! Some people’s kids!
Miss Cate Madison