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Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?

 

An abie stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

Who me?

Yes you

Couldn’t be I’m in my room with an abie playmate of mine…

we’re changing each other’s dirty adult diapers and exploring each other’s bodies.  Tee hee… that tickles!

Then who?

 

Winnie the Pooh stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

Who me?

Yes you

Couldn’t be…. i can barely even MOVE, cuz I just ate entirely too many honey pots filled with honey…..   can’t even THINK about food right now!  Bout ready to explode!

Then who?

 

Cartman stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

Who me?

Yes you

You better respect my authority, and STEP OFF!  Besides it couldn’t have been me, I’ve been at home for hours eatin’ cheesy poofs, and waitin’ on dessert cuz Mom’s in the kitchen bakin’ me some pie.

Then who?

 

Stewie Griffin stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

You want the TRUTH???  YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

Mommy and Daddy Griffin have been too busy to go to the store,

so I’ve had to go the ENTIRE WEEK without the crunchy fortified  goodness of Cheerios!  My comfort food!  Where I come from  a aby without Cheerios is UNHEARD OF!  It’s  like SJP without Dior, Sheldon without quantum physics, Elle without the “Bend and Snap”, Ice without Coco, and Dr. Cox without his long list of girlie names for Dr. Dorian!

UNACCEPTABLE!  I HAD to retaliate!

So yes… I stole the blasted cookie… and I don’t feel one OUNCE of remorse for it!

Now,  will you  KINDLY cease all this blathering, and remove yourself from my play area?

You’re disturbing my chi,

and making it simply IMPOSSIBLE for me to concentrate on the revision of my nefarious plots…

My goodness!  Some people’s kids!

 

XOXO,

Miss Cate Madison


Mommy Cate Madison


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