Alert alert, wet diaper alert. Is it you? Is it your wet diaper? I think it is and I know you need to be changed. Who will Mommy get to help change your diaper? I think I will ask that cute lady right over there. The lady with the bright green eyes, I bet she would love to help me change my big aby’s wet diaper. Don’t you DARE wiggle off and embarrass me, because if you do I’ll make it even worse on you. You can suck on your pacifier while I explain to her how you came to be back in diapers.