We all know why they call you “Wee Willie Winkie!”
It’s soooooo tiny, they had to dress you like a little girl!
No Superman Underoos for you! That’s much too manly!
You get to wear a diaper and a pretty, pretty nightgown!
And we all know why you’re running around at night! You’re trying to get a peek at all the boys, hoping to catch them naked, getting out of the shower!
Better keep running, little girl! If we catch you, we’re all gonna laugh at you!