true sissy friendship

1. When you are sad — I will jump on the person who made you sad

like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused — I will use little words.

7. When you are sick — Stay away from me until you are well

Again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ”Why?” you may ask.

”Because…you are my friend”.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants;

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth..

Silvie

by Mark Alan Keyser