Peckerwood
July 30, 2011
Full moon tonight?
August 1, 2011

 

Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, behold below a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

No cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad — I will jump on the person who made you sad

like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused — I will use little words.

7. When you are sick — Stay away from me until you are well

Again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ”Why?” you may ask.

by Mark Alan Keyser

Lily

I found this poem and wanted to share it

”Because…you are my friend”.

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