May 29, 2010

Scary Tales

  I know like the rest of you we loved a good bedtime story. But when you get down to it there was lots of violence and mayhem. Classics like Snow White where she was almost poisoned along with Sleeping Beauty. Hansel and Gretel were almost eaten by a cannibal Witch. Little Red Riding hood almost eaten by a wolf and then the wolf was chopped up by a woodsman. So you look back at what was read to us before we went to sleep and it’s like geez what the heck were they thinking. Snuggle up time with mommy or daddy is appropriate after that scary bedtime story.   Daddy Paul
May 2, 2010

Bad

  The time has come you know that you messed up and now it’s time for Daddy to dole out the punishment. That sad look wont get you out of it this time. Get over here and drop those pants and lay across my knees. There is your five swats with my bare hand across your behind. Now stand up and look at Me. Jump up on my lap and put your head on my shoulder and cry it on out. I will give you a big hug and tuck you in bed. And now looking back I am beginning to think you misbehaved on purpose to get those swats and cuddles. Oh you tricky little one.   Daddy Paul
April 23, 2010

subdued abies

  What is this adult-baby crib missing? Look at it and think about it. Besides an adult-baby and bedding what is it that was over looked? How can I lock a punished aby up to the crib without the much needed straps? I have a few of my own and think I could redecorate this Mommy Lexus style in no time. You didn’t think I would want one you could climb out of now did you?   Mommy Lexus
April 18, 2010

Lonely

  I see you sitting there all dressed up for play. But alas who is there for you to play with or who is even going to baby sit you? Well guess what we here at Phoneamommy are here for you 24 hours a day 7 days a week. We take care of all of your ab/dl needs from sitting to changing to play dates. So why sit there by your lonesome self give us a call and find out what you have been missing.   Daddy Paul
March 28, 2010

Alpha

I was just sitting here thinking about life is run in a pack of wolves. There is an Alpha male and female that leads the pack and all others follow them in showing subordinate attitudes and loyalty. The lone wolf is one who has been cast off from the pack and has to find his own territory or he will be a target for the pack. Are you the Alpha one the subordinate or the lone wolf? In other word do you lead follow or make your own way. Daddy Paul
March 12, 2010

The Change

I am a very lucky Mommy.  One of my callers loves to role play that he comes to my house because I have adopted him away from his parents.  During his first day with me we do a lot of things.  First off we have to get him out of young man clothes and into something more appropriate.  A diaper, rhumba panties, and a sweet little dress.  Then off to the salon to have her hair done, curled and dyed to match mine of course.  Of course there is a catch to all of this.  You see, My brand new baby-girl must be immobilized in some way or another, either with a bunting bag or wrist and ankle straps or something a bit more severe for bedtime.  This way the acclamation process is faster.  Until next time sweet one, your Mommy is thinking about you. Lexus 1-888-430-2010
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