July 25, 2010

Sun Burnt

I have been out in the sun the last few days and I just came in and today for some reason I have a wildly bad case of sun burn.  I’m talking Maine Lobster skin here!  Not good at all.  My skin feels tight and it’s painful!  I put a lot of spf 7000 on too.  I guess I will be moving very carefully for the next couple of days and I hope this doesn’t doom me to a lot of wrinkles when I get older.  If you are outside in the sun, please be careful and pay attention to the amount of time you are out there, and don’t fall asleep as I did. Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
July 4, 2010

Seriously Folks

  I just had an unusual call. An abie called me up and wanted me to be a Daddy. I am used to role playing as a little one and it kind of caught me off guard. I have got to tell you it was all sorts of fun growing up and being a Daddy. It did teach me a good lesson as to what Mommies get to do. I am excited now that I learned a skill that I didn’t know I had in me. Anyway I hope that you had fun little one. Till next time see you all later.   Louie
July 3, 2010

Cooking My Panties Off

Holidays are fantastic, they are fun, you get to spend time with family and friends, drink a few drinks, play some games, laugh together, that is unless you are the one who has to cook or bake.  I had to take a break from baking, I am so tired of being picked every year to make the dessert portion of the picnic for the 4th of July.  Plus it’s hot already outside, and my AC is not working properly.  If it wasn’t for the mere fact of I may get burned in places nobody should even be touched, I would be baking naked.  PLUS, yes there is more, PLUS I get to cook this year too, it’s my turn to work the grill.  I wonder if it’s too late to find someone with the flu and become infected. Ella 1-888-430-2010
June 27, 2010

Happy ABIE

  You are what mommy and daddy strive to do most. You have been bathed, diapered, fed, and tucked into bed. Your sheets smell nice and clean the night light is plugged in and your mobile has been turned on. All your stuffed animals are placed around you with loving care and your bed time story has been read to satisfaction. As we get out of the rocking chair to leave your beautiful smile lets us know you are one happy abie. Thank you little one for being so sweet and receptive to our nurturing and loving time we give to you. Good night my precious.   Daddy Paul
June 19, 2010

Play Date

You wanna look so pretty for mommy don’t you? So does Mommy. I want you to wear a pretty little dress for all the men in the neighborhood. We can watch them and you can pick out your favorite man to play with. Of course he’ll come over on a “play” date and Mommy will teach you how to be a “cute” little sissyl for him. How lucky he will be won’t he? He’ll get to play with you (and maybe even Mommy) and he’ll find out exactly how much fun we both are won’t he? We’ll make sure you make him happy so when his Daddy comes to pick him up he will tell him how he had fun with both of us and how he got to touch and snuggle with both of us. Maybe his Daddy will want to play with us too. *Smiles* Mommy Maggy
June 5, 2010

The Mommies

  One of the great aspects of working here is I get to be myself for one. And the best things is the fine Mommies I get to deal with on a daily basis. These fine ladies are some of the smartest most compassionate and creative people ever brought into one place. I consider myself to know quite a bit but whenever I have a question they are there to answer it for me. So do yourself a favor get to know all the mommies, sitters, and grannies of Phone-a- Mommy.   Louie
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