January 24, 2011

gagged sissy

Mommy has to have a few words with you young man. I know about how you spy on my boyfriend and I. There’s no point in lying to Mommy she knows all that you do honey. There’s only one way to solve this situation and that is to make you be a sissy girl. See I think you’re curious about things big girls do, but you’re too little for that just yet. The best place for you in in the playpen in your diapers. Then Mommy will know exactly where you are sissy boy. If you pout I will just put a binky in your mouth and strap it on, then what will you do hmm? Drool all over your big pacifier gag is what you’ll do. Mommy Shirley
October 11, 2010

Cloony The Clown

I’ll tell you the story of Cloony the Clown Who worked in a circus that came through town. His shoes were too big and his hat was too small, But he just wasn’t, just wasn’t funny at all. He had a trombone to play loud silly tunes, He had a green dog and a thousand balloons. He was floppy and sloppy and skinny and tall, But he just wasn’t, just wasn’t funny at all. And every time he did a trick, Everyone felt a little sick. And every time he told a joke, Folks sighed as if their hearts were broke. And every time he lost a shoe, Everyone looked awfully blue. And every time he stood on his head, Everyone screamed, “Go back to bed!” And every time he made a leap, Everybody fell asleep. And every time he ate his tie, Everyone began to cry. And Cloony could not make any money Simply because he was not funny. One day he said, “I’ll tell this town How it feels to be an unfunny clown.” And he told them all why he looked so sad, And he told them all why he felt so bad. He told of Pain and Rain and Cold, He told of Darkness in his soul, And after he finished his tale of woe, Did everyone cry? Oh no, no, no, They laughed until they shook the trees With “Hah-Hah-Hahs” and “Hee-Hee-Hees.” They laughed with howls and yowls and shrieks, They laughed all day, they laughed all week, They laughed until they had a fit, They laughed until their jackets split. The laughter spread for miles around To every city, every town, Over mountains, ‘cross the sea, From Saint Tropez to Mun San Nee. And soon the whole world rang with laughter, Lasting till forever after, While Cloony stood in the circus tent, With his head drooped low and his shoulders bent. And he said,”THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT – I’M FUNNY JUST BY ACCIDENT.” And while the world laughed outside. Cloony the Clown sat down and cried. by Shel Silverstein Lorraine
May 7, 2010

love you

It is creeping up on fast. Don’t look now but Mothers Day is almost here. So does this mean you forgot? I hope not because Mommies are the most special women we have probably ever know in our lifetime. They were the ones who fed and dressed and cared for our helpless little baby bodies. As we got older they kissed all our little boo-boo’s and made sure we had on clean underwear. So make a special point to tell your Mommy how much you appreciate all they have done for you. Louie
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