March 27, 2010

I truely believe this to be true

Some people think telling someone GMTA is a good thing.  To me it means that you just think like everyone else.  And I don’t actually think that is necessarily a good thing concerning some things.  It’s those who think differently that are the ones who come up with cures, inventions, mathematical equations (damn you people for doing that, you made school hell for me!).  When too many people think alike, things do not get done, you get a whole bunch of sheep just following one another.  Where am I going with this? Try being different and thinking differently, see everything around you in a new way, and never ever be afraid to stand out and be different from the rest, you will be much happier and your life will turn out to be more interesting. Liz 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

Tempie Check

Oh honey you look a little……ill.  Come here to Nurse Betty and lets see if I can make you feel any better.  Now I know this will be uncomfortable but it’s all for the best.  Now, let’s get that diaper off, and up on the exam table you go.  I need to take your temp.  Oh no, I don’t want you to open your mouth for the thermometer, this one goes some place completely different, roll onto your tummy, get on your knees and get that little bum up in the air.  Now now, no crying, it’s all for the best. Your favorite Nursie, Betty 1-888-430-2010
February 21, 2010

Lazy Sunday

Football has ended and now there is nothing on.  *sigh*  It’s like coming down from a high, and you know you will not be able to re-up for a long time.  So now I am sitting here wishing that I had something to do.  And to make matters worse my bf is out of town on business.  It’s a boring day, the only thing that is even keeping me from crawling up into bed and sleeping the day away is the fact that I have been doing calls with all my sweet ones today.  Thank you, thank you, for giving me a smile every time the phone rings.  You all make it better. *kisses and hugs to you all* Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
February 14, 2010

Happy Valentine’s Day

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Anonymous True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun. Anonymous Falling in love is so hard on the knees. Aerosmith Love is a grave mental disease. Plato I hope you have a wonderful Valentine’s Day and that you have someone special to share it with. All my Love, Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
January 31, 2010

Most Expensive Potato Ever

I have come to find that I like blogging about really expensive items.  So here is the next on my list of things I will never be able to afford.  Meet the new and improved Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head!  They are diamond encrusted to the tune of $8,000.00 .   That’s right, 8k for two potatoes!  Who would of thunk it? Not I.  I can tell you this much, if I had these there is no way I would ever let anyone play with them, which is a shame because they are toys.  Give me the 10 dollar Mr. Potato Head from Wal-mart, at least it can be played with. Your Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
January 3, 2010

Surprise Me

I am a pretty nice person.  Very nice actually, but sometimes I get a little peeved.  One of the things that makes me this way is when someone calls and you ask them what do and they say Surprise ME!  Surprise you? Really? I’m sorry but I cannot know what you like until you tell me, otherwise you will be paying me to try to be a mind reader, and I am not good at that.  So before you call, work out what you would like to do.  It doesn’t have to be detailed, it can be just an idea, or things that you have liked in the past with someone else who you have called.  But give Mommy Lizabeth a break and know what you want.  That way we can both enjoy ourselves and I will come away from the experience knowing I made you happy and you will come away from the experience feeling like you just had the best phone call ever. Love, Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
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