July 31, 2010

FIRE!!!

OMGOSH!  We have a huge fire here right outside of LA.  It’s kinda scary.  They say it’s 62 percent contained but still, it’s the 38% that I worry about.  I was thinking about this place; California; and I kept thinking, there are a lot of things here that can kill you. lol  I suppose that’s anywhere though if I really were to think hard about it.  But we have earthquakes, fires, droughts, venomous snakes, sharks, tornados (not often though), spiders that can kills you, and really bad sunburn if you stay out in the sun too long. *giggle*  I guess I will go back to watching the news and see what is going on with this fire.  I hope each and every one of you are safe and secure tonight and have the sweetest dreams. Jenna 1-888-430-2010
July 6, 2010

Firetruck Exam

Isn’t this the cutest thing ever.  This is an exam table for little ones.  Don’t you wish you would of come across one of these when you were little and at the doctor’s office?  Just laying there pretending you are a fireman, being brave and strong while the doctor did what he had to do?   Maybe I could play nurse for a little while and give you my own ‘special exam’ .  *wink* Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
July 3, 2010

Good Times

Sweet!  The Fourth is finally here, can you believe it?  Summer is officially in full swing now.  Time for good food, good people and good times.  I personally love fill a giant tub of water grenades and just put them out without saying a word; then seeing how long it takes for someone (who usually is three sheets to the wind) to discover them and plan their ambush on some unsuspecting soul, hehe.  Ah yes…good times…good times.  Well anyways, hope everyone have a wonderful Fourth and has some “good times” as well!   Maggie 1-888-430-2010
July 3, 2010

4th Of July Diaper Cake

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is a huge party weekend. I hope all of you out there have one heck of a holiday party to attend. My husband and myself are doing the family thing. Which is good, but there are always some family you really hope do not show up, but they always manage to. I saw that diaper cake above and thought of all you. They make one for little girls too. I wonder what my family would do if I were to bring that to the picnic instead of potato salad. Happy 4th! Mommy Sue 1-888-430-2010
June 19, 2010

Play Date

You wanna look so pretty for mommy don’t you? So does Mommy. I want you to wear a pretty little dress for all the men in the neighborhood. We can watch them and you can pick out your favorite man to play with. Of course he’ll come over on a “play” date and Mommy will teach you how to be a “cute” little sissyl for him. How lucky he will be won’t he? He’ll get to play with you (and maybe even Mommy) and he’ll find out exactly how much fun we both are won’t he? We’ll make sure you make him happy so when his Daddy comes to pick him up he will tell him how he had fun with both of us and how he got to touch and snuggle with both of us. Maybe his Daddy will want to play with us too. *Smiles* Mommy Maggy
June 5, 2010

Swinging On My Cord

I went to a baby shower on Friday and this poem was printed on the napkins. *laughs* What a place to put a poem such as this. Shows the type of humor my friend has. On a side note she looks like a ripe watermelon. I just had to share this with all of you. Love you Much, Mommy Sue 1-888-430-2010 I wish I was a foetus I never would be bored Sitting in my uterus Swinging on my cord. To worry obstetricians I’d be a proper beast I’d change position on the hour Transverse, oblique then breech. To student midwives I’d present A mystifying case I’d hide myself inside the os And leave an empty space. I’d tie my cord into a knot And wave it through the cervix I’d give the midwives such a shock And laugh off all my vernix. And when my membranes rupture I’d be a right old pest Presenting large diameters I’d transversely arrest. I’d tell my pal placenta To get himself detached To theatre then the lot of us Would pronto be dispatched. And when they start to caesar I’d laugh and think “Tee hee!’ When no-one else is looking I’ll come vaginally.
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