December 18, 2010

Fabulous Beekmen Boys

I do not watch that much TV, but I adore this show.  I am sitting here watching it with my hubby and I honestly cannot believe that he will watch it with me.  He’s one of those manly men, and this show is certainly not manly in the least.  They own this beautiful farm in New England and they make cheese and soap.  What makes it so interesting to me is that one of the men on the show used to be a Drag Queen and he does this thing called the model walk.  Instead of power walking he goes Model walking, it’s fantastic!  If you get a chance to see this show you should, it’s great.  Then let me know what you thought of it. *smiles* Ella 1-888-430-2010
December 18, 2010

Christmas Sleeper

Is everyone all excited for Christmas? Can’t believe it’s a week away! Where oh where does the time go? Now I always have a tradition that on Christmas Eve, all my little ones get a present, and in that present is a brand new pair of PJs for Christmas morning. Usually they have footsies, but I think these were adorable as well, hehehe! Like a great big candy cane! Oh I could just eat you all up!! Have a very merry Christmas everyone!!! Mommy Maggie
December 4, 2010

Powerless

A darkened hallway……you see a figure walk towards to, slowly……as I come into focus, our eyes lock……you are powerless to turn away……my hand reaches out to you and caresses the side of your face……still powerless, not being able to resist, I lean in and kiss you gently on the lips……the taste upon your lips is unfamiliar – not unpleasant, but it leaves a tingling sensation, one that starts to spread throughout your body……your strength seems to be melting away with each moment that passes……powerless against the sensation……I move to your ear, whispering, everything will be fine……you try to turn your head towards mine, but you find you are powerless to do so……I then pull your head down to my exposed breast……my warm milk flows freely into your waiting mouth, powerless to stop it……as my milk fills you, something strange starts to happen……you find yourself shrinking against my breast……my hands now holding you……smaller now……even smaller……powerless to stop it……powerless to stop feeding……with each suckle you shrink……regressing even more……until at last you find yourself nestled in my arms……me looking down at you, smiling sweetly, cooing at my new baby……powerless in my embrace……I turn back down towards the darkened hallway……your transformation complete……enveloped by my arms……powerless……   Mommy Maggie
November 20, 2010

Thanksgiving Traditions

There’s something about sitting around the thanksgiving table with good food and good people and good conversation; a time to gather and share and laugh and feast on such wonderful food; a time to eat too much and drink too much and get too loud; a time for uncle George to unbutton his pants and tell the kids to pull his finger; a time for aunt Gertrude to criticize how cousin Sally wears her hair and does her make up and cooked the sweet potatoes this year. A time for arguments to break out over which team is going to win the game this year, which always ends in someone or something getting smashed. Ahh yes, there is just something about the time honored traditions of Thanksgiving…hmmm, maybe I’ll stay home this year and forgo the holiday tradition, lol! Hope your Thanksgiving is filled with all your holiday Traditions! Maggy
November 8, 2010

Thanksgiving Is a Moment to Remember

Thanksgiving is a moment to remember How little we can do to move the stars. All we are and have we must surrender, Nor is Earth less inscrutable than Mars. Knowing this, we know the need for friends Sharing both our pleasures and our pain, Giving, though it may not serve their ends, In joy the love that will our love sustain. Very much like water in a lake, In sum we serve as mirrors to the sky. No one alone can heaven’s picture take. Given friends, we know the reason why. Mommy Lorraine
October 24, 2010

Being Rude On The Phone

Yesterday I received a call from a person from a collection agency looking for someone who doesn’t even live here.  I politely told the person that the person they were looking for not only does not live here, but I have never even heard of them before.  The person basically called me a liar and demanded that I give them a cell phone number for the person.  I paused for a moment then decided that what they wanted was a confrontation so they could become nasty, so instead of being just as rude to them, I said, “Awww, someone is cranky and needs a nap.” To which they replied, “What?!” I went on to baby talk to them until they sounded a bit freaked out by it all and their voice broke a little bit.  I then politely told them that if they ever call back here again, be prepared to be spoken to the same way, then put in a diaper and sent to bed without dinner.  They immediately hung up and I laughed.  It was just too perfect.  Who knew being a Fetish Nanny could get rid of rude bill collectors. Ella 1-888-430-2010
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