May 26, 2011

Be Careful What You Wish For

Sometimes I watch over boys that think they can sneak things by me – silly boys.  Case in point: I was watching over one particular boy who would go next door to play.  The boy there had a baby sister that was still in diapers, and when ever my charge would come back, he would scurry quickly by me and head directly to his room.  He thought he was being so sneaky, that I wouldn’t notice what he was smuggling in under his jacket, but I knew! (the undeniable smell was a dead give away, hehe).   Seems he enjoyed playing with the little girls used and messy diapers, so when I confronted him, I was quite sweet about the whole thing – right up to the point where I put him in one of those messy diapers…telling him that he was going to be in it for a full 24 hours AND use it as well!  You should have seen his face!  And when he tried to protest, I simply told him that maybe next time you will learn that you can’t slip anything by this Nanny, and you should be careful what you wish for – you just might get it!   Your Naughty Nanny Ella
May 13, 2011

Wet Nurse Nanny

Some say I go above and beyond the call of duty. I just like to give my babies what they need. I know I’m not a Mommy but I can be just as nurturing.  When Mommy has too many little ones tugging at her skirts and her titties, Nanny is there to fill those mouths with sweet warm milk. Nanny loves to diaper abies and dress them up, cuddle them and care for them in every possible way. Nanny loves her abies like her very own.   Call Nanny Ella for a sip at the nip and fall asleep entirely satisfied.
May 5, 2011

Super Moms Everywhere

We all know what this week is, don’t we? Hope all you little ones have something special planned for your mommies, ‘cause I wouldn’t want to be you if you don’t! All year she takes care of you and nurtures you and anticipates your every need and want. All without a thank you or a single acknowledgement of her tireless efforts day in and day out! (Are all of you feeling guilty yet? Hehe) So here’s to all you super moms both here at Phone-a-Mommy and everywhere else! Keep the cape in the closet today and take the day off!   Mommy Maggie 1-888-430-2010
April 29, 2011

Little Sissy Babies!

Nanny usually takes care of little boys, and I love them like they were my own. Sometimes, though, I wish I had some little girls in the nursery to play dress-up, have a tea party, and play house. Instead of feeling sorry for myself I settle for something just as fun: I dress my boys up. Once in awhile I will find a little one that delights in playing along. I love that! I have also found that some little boys absolutely hate being done up fancy. Well who would have guessed that something so harmless as ribbon and frill could be so effective in getting bad, rough and tumble little boys to behave? The threat of being all dressed up like that for Nanny’s amusement is all the more terrifying because you know that I will follow through. Behave, or we’re going to play what I want to play! Bad little boys, especially rough boys with bad manners, need to be taught some finesse and Nanny needs to have her fun.   Your Naughty Nanny Ella
April 25, 2011

Nursery Rhymes

That sounds just like someone I know! Just like the little lamb followed Mary, my sweet little Ab follows mommy. I think it’s because you like to have mommy in view so that you feel safe and comforted. And sometimes you are following mommy because you are just waiting for mommy to play a game of patty cake! Playtime is one of my favorite times with my sweet little ab. And I know it’s one of your too. Call Mommy to have playtime fun. Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010 –OR CLICK BELOW–
April 18, 2011

The Easter Bunny

There’s a story quite funny, About a toy bunny, And the wonderful things she can do; Every bright Easter morning, Without warning, She colors eggs, red, green, or blue. Some she covers with spots, Some with quaint little dots, And some with strange mixed colors, too — Red and green, blue and yellow, But each unlike his fellow Are eggs of every hue. And it’s odd, as folks say, That on no other day In all of the whole year through, Does this wonderful bunny, So busy and funny, Color eggs of every hue. If this story you doubt She will soon find you out, And what do you think she will do? On the next Easter morning She’ll bring you without warning, Those eggs of every hue. by M. Josephine Todd, 1909 Lily
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