April 25, 2011

The Jumblies

THEY went to sea in a sieve, they did; In a sieve they went to sea: In spite of all their friends could say, On a winter’s morn, on a stormy day, In a sieve they went to sea. And when the sieve turned round and round, And every one cried, “You’ll all be drowned!” They called aloud, “Our sieve ain’t big; But we don’t care a button, we don’t care a fig: In a sieve we’ll go to sea!” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. II They sailed away in a sieve, they did, In a sieve they sailed so fast, With only a beautiful pea-green veil Tied with a ribbon by way of a sail, To a small tobacco-pipe mast. And every one said who saw them go, “Oh! won’t they soon be upset, you know? For the sky is dark and the voyage is long, And, happen what may, it’s extremely wrong In a sieve to sail so fast.” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. III The water it soon came in, it did; The water it soon came in: So, to keep them dry, they wrapped their feet In a pinky paper all folded neat; And they fastened it down with a pin. And they passed the night in a crockery-jar; And each of them said, “How wise we are! Though the sky be dark, and the voyage be long, Yet we never can think we were rash or wrong, While round in our sieve we spin.” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. IV And all night long they sailed away; And when the sun went down, They whistled and warbled a moony song To the echoing sound of a coppery gong, In the shade of the mountains brown. “O Timballoo! How happy we are When we live in a sieve and a crockery-jar! And all night long, in the moonlight pale, We sail away with a pea-green sail In the shade of the mountains brown.” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green, and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. V They sailed to the Western Sea, they did,– To a land all covered with trees; And they bought an owl and a useful cart, And a pound of rice, and a cranberry-tart, And a hive of silvery bees; And they bought a pig, and some green jackdaws, And a lovely monkey with lollipop paws, And forty bottles of ring-bo-ree, And no end of Stilton cheese. Far and […]
April 25, 2011

Nursery Rhymes

That sounds just like someone I know! Just like the little lamb followed Mary, my sweet little Ab follows mommy. I think it’s because you like to have mommy in view so that you feel safe and comforted. And sometimes you are following mommy because you are just waiting for mommy to play a game of patty cake! Playtime is one of my favorite times with my sweet little ab. And I know it’s one of your too. Call Mommy to have playtime fun. Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010 –OR CLICK BELOW–
April 18, 2011

Mommy makes you a girl aby

You just got home from school and as you walk in you see mommy has shopping bags on the couch. You glance at them and feel excitement because maybe mommy has got something for you in one of those bags. You run into the laundry room where you can hear mommy doing laundry. Pulling on the hem of her dress you exclaim “mommy, mommy did you buy me something”? Mommy looks at you lovingly and says “actually sweetie, I got something for the both of us”! You take mommy’s hand and walk with her out to the living room, she hands you the bag and tells you to see what mommy got. You open the bag and glance inside, all you see is a frilly white “girl” dress with little red flowers. You look at mommy with a very confused look. “Honey isn’t it pretty, go and put it on for mommy”. You take the dress with your head to the floor because you really don’t want to put on the “girl dress”. You do it because you always hear how mommy coo’s over all of the little cute girl abies, and you always wish mommy would coo at you the same way! You come back out with the dress and matching bottoms on and mommy’s face lights up with joy! You realize that if mommy is so happy seeing you in that dress, it’s actually not that bad. You always want to make mommy happy! That’s why you will always be the best aby you can be for mommy! Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
April 16, 2011

Bad Boys Wear Diapers

Nanny Ella loves teaching bad boys to behave. If you can’t be good, then you don’t deserve to be treated like a big boy. Nanny is tired of bad little boys acting like babies and wanting to be treated like big boys. From now on, if you act like a baby, you will be treated like one. You know what that means, don’t you? That’s right, you naughty boy! Nanny is going to force you to strip down and then I’m going to diaper you up like the little baby that you are. If you don’t want to wear diapers, learn to be good. In the mean time, you are going to wet that diaper like a little baby and depend on Nanny to change you. I think you are going to learn your lesson.   Call Nanny Ella for a special lesson.
April 11, 2011

Purple Shoes

I love it when this guy calls me he is such a prissy sissy but no one knows this in his personal life.He calls and wants these assignments that i have him to do and he so enjoys this.Well the other day he calls and we chat for awhile then i ask him now what am i going to do with you this time lol he says i don’t know what do you have in mine. Now needless to say i thought of this because he does love being a little sissy and figured some humilation to play into this also would be fun.So i had him to go and purchase a pair of purple flats and he was to wear them the next day all day to work now gets this he walks most of the time to and from work and lunch and wears this very expensive business suit.Then he was to send me a pic of his cute little shoes. Lorraine
April 11, 2011

Time out chair

That’s where mommy makes you sit when you have once again messed your dirty little diaper, and right after mommy has changed you and made you all clean again. Sometimes mommy makes you sit in that chair for just a little while. And other times mommy makes you sit in “the chair” for a very very long time. Until your messy little tushy is almost numb! I warned you, naughty little Abies’ come to me for aby training not for feeding time. Don’t let my sweet and innocent look fool you. Don’t get me wrong there are times when mommy is sweet and loving! But don’t screw up or you can only imagine what could be coming to you! So if you know that you are in need of training and discipline, I am the mommy that will show you how to be a good, sweet and disciplined Aby!   Dommy Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
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