July 25, 2010

Sun Burnt

I have been out in the sun the last few days and I just came in and today for some reason I have a wildly bad case of sun burn.  I’m talking Maine Lobster skin here!  Not good at all.  My skin feels tight and it’s painful!  I put a lot of spf 7000 on too.  I guess I will be moving very carefully for the next couple of days and I hope this doesn’t doom me to a lot of wrinkles when I get older.  If you are outside in the sun, please be careful and pay attention to the amount of time you are out there, and don’t fall asleep as I did. Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
June 12, 2010

Found This

The following is part of an article written for a magazine called Rubber Life from the 1970’s .  I find this interesting but it’s a bit severe. My reason for writing is to set out a few things which I consider to be basic to baby discipline, and perhaps a criticism or two as I ramble on… 1) Any boy or man under petticoat or diaper discipline must feel very little boyish, sissyish, and helplessly so. 2) He should always be shaven from neck to toe. Especially cleanly about his pubes. 3) He should not been able to masquerade as a woman or girl. His hair should be short (boyish as of old). If in dresses he should have no wig. In truth, he is better dealt with in sissy clothes than in dresses. 4) He should never have access to his own privates.  Thus, all clothing covering his trunk must button down the back. Rather than buttons, unless very small, hooks and eyes or small domes are the most difficult for him to handle, and still very easy for his mummy, nurse, or governess. 5) Baby doll pajamas are worn by girls and women nowadays. They are not for big boys, or men, in diapers and rubber panties. Such males should wear baby style nightdresses without openings for their hands, or else one-piece sleepers buttoning down the back with a drop seat and, of course, feet and hands covered. The baby nightdress should be longer than the man or boy, and should have a tape in the hem so that it may be closed at the bottom so that he cannot walk, and creeping or crawling would be very difficult. The big baby’s nightie should be so fastened, and sleepers should have a blind front, thus denying the male access to that part of his anatomy he must never, ever, touch for any reason. 6) Many of his outer garments should be locked about his neck and/or waist using a light chain and padlock. 7) Little boy rompers, sailor suits, side-fastening satin shorts with wide leg openings buttoning to one of two rows of large buttons sewn to a blouse, are excellent sissy wear. Fastened to the upper row of buttons, these shorts leave room for only his rubber panties, and cradle and pull up between his bottom cheeks. Without rubber panties or a rubber concealing device, his privates would be in danger of showing at the leg openings. Fastened to the lower row of buttons, his little satin shorts would allow room for good bulky diapers, but those, along with his shiny rubber panties, would protrude well below the leg openings of his little shorts. If the punished one has a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit, even the jacket should be permanently buttoned or tacked in front, and would in fact fasten by a row of hooks and eyes down his back. 8) He must not be permitted use of the toilet. He might be permitted use of a […]
May 28, 2010

Bathing Suit Required

I don’t know about where you are, but it’s HOT here today.  It’s already 90 and it’s supposed to be 97 when all is said and done.  Heavens!  I think this Mommy is going to be staying inside to enjoy the AC.  This weekend it’s supposed to be just as hot if not hotter, and the good thing is the Pools open up.  I will be going, I can guarantee it, swim and take in some sun, hopefully I won’t get sunburned, that is never a good thing.  Wouldn’t you like to put your lil swimmers on and join me? Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
May 9, 2010

Tired

oh my Goodness am I ever tired. Today has been absolutely exhausting!  I went to mine and my husband’s mother’s house, both of these women are pure nuts! lol Oooooooooooh Sue, you didn’t have to get me anything!  Are you joking? Of course we did, otherwise we would have to put up with some serious guilt calls from the both of them.  I hope you had a pleasant day, and remembered your Mother’s, no matter how annoying they can be! Sue 1-888-430-2010
March 27, 2010

I truely believe this to be true

Some people think telling someone GMTA is a good thing.  To me it means that you just think like everyone else.  And I don’t actually think that is necessarily a good thing concerning some things.  It’s those who think differently that are the ones who come up with cures, inventions, mathematical equations (damn you people for doing that, you made school hell for me!).  When too many people think alike, things do not get done, you get a whole bunch of sheep just following one another.  Where am I going with this? Try being different and thinking differently, see everything around you in a new way, and never ever be afraid to stand out and be different from the rest, you will be much happier and your life will turn out to be more interesting. Liz 1-888-430-2010
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