December 18, 2010

Fabulous Beekmen Boys

I do not watch that much TV, but I adore this show.  I am sitting here watching it with my hubby and I honestly cannot believe that he will watch it with me.  He’s one of those manly men, and this show is certainly not manly in the least.  They own this beautiful farm in New England and they make cheese and soap.  What makes it so interesting to me is that one of the men on the show used to be a Drag Queen and he does this thing called the model walk.  Instead of power walking he goes Model walking, it’s fantastic!  If you get a chance to see this show you should, it’s great.  Then let me know what you thought of it. *smiles* Ella 1-888-430-2010
October 24, 2010

Being Rude On The Phone

Yesterday I received a call from a person from a collection agency looking for someone who doesn’t even live here.  I politely told the person that the person they were looking for not only does not live here, but I have never even heard of them before.  The person basically called me a liar and demanded that I give them a cell phone number for the person.  I paused for a moment then decided that what they wanted was a confrontation so they could become nasty, so instead of being just as rude to them, I said, “Awww, someone is cranky and needs a nap.” To which they replied, “What?!” I went on to baby talk to them until they sounded a bit freaked out by it all and their voice broke a little bit.  I then politely told them that if they ever call back here again, be prepared to be spoken to the same way, then put in a diaper and sent to bed without dinner.  They immediately hung up and I laughed.  It was just too perfect.  Who knew being a Fetish Nanny could get rid of rude bill collectors. Ella 1-888-430-2010
August 15, 2010

A Good Nap

I just awoke from a good solid nap.  Naps are refreshing, and it helps your body recharge when you are feeling really tired.  Being the good little babies and sissies that I know you all are I know that all of you must take naps.  I wish more adults took naps, maybe there would be less grumpiness in the world.  Can you imagine being at work and 1:30 rolls around and all the lights dim and everyone rolls out their bed rolls and lay down to take a two hour nap.  It certainly would make the work day go much faster, do you not agree? Ella 1-888-430-2010
July 3, 2010

Cooking My Panties Off

Holidays are fantastic, they are fun, you get to spend time with family and friends, drink a few drinks, play some games, laugh together, that is unless you are the one who has to cook or bake.  I had to take a break from baking, I am so tired of being picked every year to make the dessert portion of the picnic for the 4th of July.  Plus it’s hot already outside, and my AC is not working properly.  If it wasn’t for the mere fact of I may get burned in places nobody should even be touched, I would be baking naked.  PLUS, yes there is more, PLUS I get to cook this year too, it’s my turn to work the grill.  I wonder if it’s too late to find someone with the flu and become infected. Ella 1-888-430-2010
June 19, 2010

The Naughty Step

What is a naughty step?  A naughty step is where Nanny Ella may have to put you if you are being bad.  It’s a time out place where sometimes bad lil ones have to spend some time.  But don’t worry though, if you are good, and do not whine or complain or try to get up from the naughty step until your time is up, then you will get up in a few minutes.  But if you decide to do any of the things mentioned previously your time on the naughty step will be a very very long time. Nanny Ella 1-888-430-2010
May 22, 2010

Wicked But Lovely

Mary Poppins? Nope.  Joe from Nanny 911? Nope.  What can even be better then those two dear ladies? Why me of course.  I can be the most wicked Nanny your Mommy has ever chosen to hire to watch you, or I can be the sweetest Nanny ever, however, I do prefer being wicked.  Want to know how wicked I can be?  Then ask your Mommy if you can have a Nanny watch you and give me a call. Ella 1-888-430-2010
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