December 31, 2010

Disobeying Mommy

You were very naughty at the New Year’s Eve party last night! I saw you trying to sneak a sip from Mommy’s cocktail – even after I told you that it was a no-no. Didn’t I tell you that it was a grown up drink? That it was not for abies like you? But you wanted to be like all the Mommies and Daddies and be a big boy, didn’t you! Well, you want something to drink do you? Fine, mommy will feed you something special in your sippy cup. Something that will make your tummy grumble and your insides knot up with cramps; something that will have you doubled over and send your tummy into convulsions.   And just when you think you can not take the cramps anymore, it will happen…the uncontrollable urge to go messy in your diapy – lots and lots of messies. The waves and waves of spasms will over whelm you as you fill you diaper past capacity. With you tear stain cheeks you will look to me for comfort, but I will offer none. I only offer you these words of wisdom – “perhaps next time you will think twice when thinking of disobeying Mommy!”   Happy New Year Everybody!!! (heeheeheehee) Maggie
November 8, 2010

Thanksgiving Is a Moment to Remember

Thanksgiving is a moment to remember How little we can do to move the stars. All we are and have we must surrender, Nor is Earth less inscrutable than Mars. Knowing this, we know the need for friends Sharing both our pleasures and our pain, Giving, though it may not serve their ends, In joy the love that will our love sustain. Very much like water in a lake, In sum we serve as mirrors to the sky. No one alone can heaven’s picture take. Given friends, we know the reason why. Mommy Lorraine
October 24, 2010

Candy time

  Some of the yummiest sweetest treats come out right now. Lucky for me the mommies keep me in line and I don’t get a belly ache. Chocolate is my favorite but these candy corns and pumpkins look pretty good too. I better be careful what I tell these mommies and Daddy Paul because sometimes they like to make me eat yucky green stuffs to make up for it. I know they are just trying to help a big baby out though. What is your favorite candy or sweet?   Louie
October 24, 2010

Being Rude On The Phone

Yesterday I received a call from a person from a collection agency looking for someone who doesn’t even live here.  I politely told the person that the person they were looking for not only does not live here, but I have never even heard of them before.  The person basically called me a liar and demanded that I give them a cell phone number for the person.  I paused for a moment then decided that what they wanted was a confrontation so they could become nasty, so instead of being just as rude to them, I said, “Awww, someone is cranky and needs a nap.” To which they replied, “What?!” I went on to baby talk to them until they sounded a bit freaked out by it all and their voice broke a little bit.  I then politely told them that if they ever call back here again, be prepared to be spoken to the same way, then put in a diaper and sent to bed without dinner.  They immediately hung up and I laughed.  It was just too perfect.  Who knew being a Fetish Nanny could get rid of rude bill collectors. Ella 1-888-430-2010
October 1, 2010

Well Worn

  Since I change a literal butt load of diapers I almost have a sixth sense of when is getting past it’s prime. The tale tale signs such as sagging and yellow stains and the all powerful smell there are a few other ways to tell. The wonderful fidgeting is one clue and if they are a good baby they can tell you all about what they did. So if you are on a play date and start noticing these telling signs better go and tell their mommy, daddy,or sitter because that diaper has been well worn.   Daddy Paul
September 25, 2010

Sissy ABie Julie

I always have fun on my calls with my aby Julie.  Like the other day, my Julie was invited to a birthday pool party.  Now normally she would have been excited to go, but when she found out that she was going to have to go in her diapers, well, let’s just say she was less then excited to have all the other y0ung ladies see she was wearing diapers like an aby – especially under here little bathing suit. So it was no surprise that when we got there, my Julie started to have herself a little temper tantrum and was very defiant with me.  Something I simply will not put up with.  So right there, as everyone was arriving to the party, I pulled her diaper and plastic panties down around her ankles, and put her over my knee straight away.  The hairbrush was pulled out of my diaper bag (something that baby Julie definitely does NOT like – the brush or the diaper bag), and I started to swat that little behind of hers. All the mommies and little ladies were walking right by us, pointing and whispering, and some were even giggling at her as they came closer and saw the diaper puddled around her ankles.  And to top things off, I made my aby Julie count out each and every spanking she received between her cries and tears.  Let me tell you, it will be quite some time before my aby Julie defies me again! Thank you again aby Julie for yet another wonderful call (though I think that red little tushie of yours may think otherwise)! Mommy Maggy
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