November 22, 2013

Enema for the Holidays

Is everyone looking forward to Thanksgiving?  I hope so.  Sometimes I have a very…unusual thought process.  Take for example this: as I’m writing out my shopping list, deciding what I need for the stuffing, I thought came to me – what if instead of stuffing a turkey, I would stuff another type of white meat, hehe?  I would butter and oil my little apprehensive morsel (namely you 😉 ).  And of course, I would have to clean out the inner cavity and bowels properly, which means a very strong and effective enema.  I would tuck your knees under you, your bottom poised up and primed to be filled with the warm, soapy solution, or perhaps a natural enema recipe would better suit my needs (a “brown cow” – warmed milk and molasses enema is a very strong but natural one).   After the enema does its job and cleans you out thoroughly, then the stuffing process can begin – so many choices here, heeheehee!  Should I go with a traditional carrot/celery/onion mirepoix, or perhaps I should stretch you wide open and stuff you with a bread stuffing?  Perhaps something a little more…naughty ;).   Oh my imagination just goes wild with possibilities – care to find out how wild? Just give me a jingle and hear for yourself.     Mommy Gina 1.888.430.2010  
February 21, 2013

Steam Powered Masturbation Facilitator

You all know how much I adore interesting, unique, and unusual items; especially antique ones (an antique male chastity device and an antique douching system to name a couple – check ‘em out!). Well this latest find certainly makes the grade and does not disappoint! What people can’t cook up!  To think, the first fucking machine was steam powered!  Wow!  Now you know it was some guy, locked up in his little workshop, thinking, “Hmm, now how can I make this dildo hands-free so I can get the sensation of a real good ass-fucking?”, LOL.   Or maybe it was a frantic husband that only had a wet noodle between his legs, desperately needed to find a way to satisfy his wife, lest he become a cuckold.  Heck, one of these puppies could have been used as a tool of the trade in a bordello!   Oh wait, I know – it could very well have been invented by a doctor to help facilitate a prescribed treatment for women suffering from “female hysteria” (the “Dr. Maggy” in me just had to mention that, hehe).   In any case, I think it’s true what the say – necessity is truly the mother of invention!     Mommy Maggie 1.888.430.2010
December 31, 2011

Anal Play at Phone a Mommy

Come right in and take off your clothes; please slip into the gown I have placed on the examining table. I need you to relax, take a deep breath and put your feet into the stirrups while I massage some lubricant onto your rectum. Your Anal play at Phone a Mommy is about to begin. I will begin to lightly massage your anal cavity, playing with my finger lightly moving my finger in and out all so I can prepare your anus so that I may insert the rectal thermometer. Relax you are doing just fine, you might feel a little coolness and a light contraction as your anus closes around the thermometer. You should begin to feel some pleasure as the stimulation of the Anal Play begins to stimulates the prostate. Nurse Betty 1*888*430*2010
October 28, 2011

Halloween Classic

Ya gotta love the classics – and as far as Halloween goes, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow has got to be on the top of the list.  There is just something about planting a seed of uneasiness, sprinkle it with a bit of universal primal fear, and then let the imagination and panic grow to a manic state.   And of course there are those little ones who beg and cry for a scary story – just before bed.  Now I know that that’s probably not the best idea for a good night’s sleep, but truth be known, I love coming in after they’ve woken up screaming from a nightmare, looking to me for comfort and to chase away the monsters under the bed, and the boogie man who they are convinced is lurking inside the closet.   I cuddle up next to them, pressing their little faces against my breasts, and take their mind off those scary images with some naughty nanny games (you wouldn’t believe what you can do with one of those glow sticks teeheehee).   Hope everyone has a happy Halloween, and if you are in need of Nanny Ella to chase away those scary monsters with some naughty nanny play, stop by the chatroom Halloween night for a Halloween bash!     Ella  
October 1, 2011

Enemas it does a body good!

Hello Class, please quickly take your seats we have a big day planned! Today, is Enema Day! The only time you are expelled without being sent home *laughs sadistically* I have a variety of methods we will use today both bag and disposable enemas. I have laced the bottles and sippy cups that are on your desk, Please drink up! I have a stack of diapers, suppositories and various butt plugs. So we will begin with the front row, everyone will come to the front of the class and let the expelling begin! Mizz Rebecca 1 888 430 2010
July 31, 2011

True Friendship

  Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, behold below a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. No cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad — I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew. 2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused — I will use little words. 7. When you are sick — Stay away from me until you are well Again. I don’t want whatever you have. 8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. 9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ”Why?” you may ask. by Mark Alan Keyser Lily I found this poem and wanted to share it ”Because…you are my friend”.
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