My dear sweet little abie let’s talk. You might think that you’re about to get away with something. I just wanted to let you know that Mommy is listening. I heard you sneak into my room, and find the key to your locking plastic panties. I know all about your private time you took without permission. Mommy purposefully let you know where the key was to temp you. It was sitting there waiting for you to mess up. Do you remember what I said would happen if you touched it without my permission? I’ll put it this way, next time you won’t find the key. Mommy might not even find it. Even if you are outside, in a messy wet diaper and all of the neighbors can smell you, and laugh.