Mean Mommy Lexus… I just don’t know how I’ve gotten such a reputation. Now I swear, I don’t want to have to be mean and be the strict disciplinarian, but some ABies just like to test me. When faced with a bratty little one that simply will not behave, there’s only one thing to do and that’s teach that abie a lesson!
Over the years I have developed different methods for dealing with Mommy’s little problems but in general I follow the rule that the punishment should fit the crime, so to speak. From an over the knee spanking, to dressing them up as a sissy girl, to castor oil to… well let’s just say I’ve had to rely on more severe steps to adjust little ones undesirable behaviors.
Remember, when Mommy Lexus is teaching you a lesson it’s for your own good – that’s why they call it tough love. Now, you know you’ve been naughty, and you know you will feel better once you’ve confessed all your mischievous antics your bad behaviors, and then be allowed to atone for them.
So tell Mommy Lexus what you did and we’ll find a way for you to make up for it…