Mommy has to have a few words with you young man. I know about how you spy on my boyfriend and I. There’s no point in lying to Mommy she knows all that you do honey. There’s only one way to solve this situation and that is to make you be a sissy girl. See I think you’re curious about things big girls do, but you’re too little for that just yet. The best place for you in in the playpen in your diapers. Then Mommy will know exactly where you are sissy boy. If you pout I will just put a binky in your mouth and strap it on, then what will you do hmm? Drool all over your big pacifier gag is what you’ll do.