November 22, 2010

One Inch Tall

If you were only one inch tall, you’d ride a worm to school. The teardrop of a crying ant would be your swimming pool. A crumb of cake would be a feast And last you seven days at least, A flea would be a frightening beast If you were one inch tall. If you were only one inch tall, you’d walk beneath the door, And it would take about a month to get down to the store. A bit of fluff would be your bed, You’d swing upon a spider’s thread, And wear a thimble on your head If you were one inch tall. You’d surf across the kitchen sink upon a stick of gum. You couldn’t hug your mama, you’d just have to hug her thumb. You’d run from people’s feet in fright, To move a pen would take all night, (This poem took fourteen years to write– ‘Cause I’m just one inch tall). Silvie by Shel Silverstein
November 22, 2010

This was too funny!

I just had to post this when I came across it. I had a poem that I wrote one year about a stuffed ABDL LOL. I sure hope the Aleins I long to meet one day arent these Birds. I sure hate the thought of being beheaded and stuffed and roasted and basted and hmmm, wait a minute, I think I had a call where all that happened to me recenlty LOL. Dont you just hate it when people think they are so funny and are constanly laughing at themselves. Ha!!!!! Happy Stuffed ABDL Day!!!! Dont forget to remove the diapers. Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
November 20, 2010

Thanksgiving Traditions

There’s something about sitting around the thanksgiving table with good food and good people and good conversation; a time to gather and share and laugh and feast on such wonderful food; a time to eat too much and drink too much and get too loud; a time for uncle George to unbutton his pants and tell the kids to pull his finger; a time for aunt Gertrude to criticize how cousin Sally wears her hair and does her make up and cooked the sweet potatoes this year. A time for arguments to break out over which team is going to win the game this year, which always ends in someone or something getting smashed. Ahh yes, there is just something about the time honored traditions of Thanksgiving…hmmm, maybe I’ll stay home this year and forgo the holiday tradition, lol! Hope your Thanksgiving is filled with all your holiday Traditions! Maggy
November 8, 2010

Thanksgiving Is a Moment to Remember

Thanksgiving is a moment to remember How little we can do to move the stars. All we are and have we must surrender, Nor is Earth less inscrutable than Mars. Knowing this, we know the need for friends Sharing both our pleasures and our pain, Giving, though it may not serve their ends, In joy the love that will our love sustain. Very much like water in a lake, In sum we serve as mirrors to the sky. No one alone can heaven’s picture take. Given friends, we know the reason why. Mommy Lorraine
October 30, 2010

Graveyard Cake

This is one of my favorite things to make for Halloween. Mostly it is just for the fun, its Halloweens version of Christmas’s Gingerbread House. Ingredients 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 cups sugar 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup butter 1 cup water 1/4 cup baking cocoa 1/2 cup sour cream 2 eggs FROSTING: 1/4 cup butter 3 tablespoons milk 2 tablespoons baking cocoa 2 cups confectioners’ sugar 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 18 cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies Green and brown decorator’s icing or gel 9 cream-filled oval vanilla sandwich cookies 1 cup whipped topping Pumpkin candies and gummy worms, optional Directions In a bowl, combine flour, sugar, baking soda and salt; set aside. In a saucepan, combine butter, water and cocoa; bring to a boil over medium heat. Add to flour mixture; beat well. Beat in sour cream and eggs. Pour into a greased 13-in. x 9-in. baking pan. Bake at 350° for 35-38 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean. Cool on a wire rack for 5 minutes. Meanwhile, in a saucepan, combine butter, milk and cocoa; bring to a boil. Remove from the heat; stir in sugar and vanilla. Pour over warm cake. Crumble chocolate cookies; sprinkle over frosting while still warm. Cool completely. For tombstone, use icing to decorate cookies with words or faces; place on cake. For ghosts, make mounds of whipped topping; use icing to add eyes and mouths as desired. Refrigerate for at least 1 hour. Just before serving, add pumpkins and gummy worms if desired.   Have fun and be creative and enjoy a spooktacular Halloween! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
October 25, 2010

Haunted House

There’s a house upon the hilltop We will not go inside For that is where the witches live, Where ghosts and goblins hide. Tonight they have their party, All the lights are burning bright, But oh we will not go inside The haunted house tonight. The demons there are whirling And the spirits swirl about. They sing their songs to Halloween. “Come join the fun,” they shout. But we do not want to go there So we run with all our might And oh we will not go inside The haunted house tonight. By Jack Prelutsky Silvie
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