December 19, 2010

Sick Day

It is no fun being sick.  I am pretty sure I have a case of the flu.  If this is the flu then it’s the worst version I have ever had in my life.  And I will more then likely be sick for Christmas too, which really stinks!  Luckily I have my bf here and he is taking great care of me.  I do wish he would slow down on the chicken soup though.  Yes it’s sweet and all that, but there is only so much chicken and noodles that a girl can take.  I shouldn’t complain though because he’s being awesome and doing a great job.  If I do not get to speak to any of you before Christmas I just wanted to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Jenna 1-888-430-2010
November 20, 2010

Thanksgiving Traditions

There’s something about sitting around the thanksgiving table with good food and good people and good conversation; a time to gather and share and laugh and feast on such wonderful food; a time to eat too much and drink too much and get too loud; a time for uncle George to unbutton his pants and tell the kids to pull his finger; a time for aunt Gertrude to criticize how cousin Sally wears her hair and does her make up and cooked the sweet potatoes this year. A time for arguments to break out over which team is going to win the game this year, which always ends in someone or something getting smashed. Ahh yes, there is just something about the time honored traditions of Thanksgiving…hmmm, maybe I’ll stay home this year and forgo the holiday tradition, lol! Hope your Thanksgiving is filled with all your holiday Traditions! Maggy
November 13, 2010

My World, My Rules

Ouch! That would hurt now wouldn’t it. Although I am certain many of you fantasize about having a Women take charge, long to have me to control your minuscule little world and make all your decisions for you from this point forward. But the question is, How serious are you? Can you handle the pain I will inflict upon you? Are you really willing to serve in any and every way possible? This means giving up total control to me and all your finances as well. If you are ready to live in my World then prove it! Mizz Rebecca 1 888 430 2010
November 13, 2010

Have you been a good little one?

It’s time for mommy and daddy to go on their date, who is going to babysit you while they are out? Sitter Samantha of course! While mommy and daddy are out having fun me and you will stay at home playing house, I will be the mommy and you will be my little one. I will change you and make you feel oh so good. Hope to see you soon! Samantha 1-888-430-2010
November 10, 2010

I had a naughty little boy today who I had to dress up as Little Red Riding Hood . You know the little red frilly dress with red ribbons, red velvet cape, brown curly wig, little white lace stockings, and black patent leather shoes, with the little red ruffle rubber pants to cover his little diaper. He was so naughty and decided to play with the big bad wolf instead of going to grandma’s house so I spanked his little bottom with a wooden paddle that had wholes drilled in it. His little bottom was a beautiful warm cherry red and just a slight touch of the paddle or my hand on his bare skin made him whimper. I then put him is in diaper and made him sit in the corner with her binky and thumb in his mouth to stop him from crying for the spanking that was just given. Have you been naughty? Do I need to put you in a diaper? Does my naughty boy wish to be a sissy girl? Samantha 800 430 2010
October 24, 2010

Being Rude On The Phone

Yesterday I received a call from a person from a collection agency looking for someone who doesn’t even live here.  I politely told the person that the person they were looking for not only does not live here, but I have never even heard of them before.  The person basically called me a liar and demanded that I give them a cell phone number for the person.  I paused for a moment then decided that what they wanted was a confrontation so they could become nasty, so instead of being just as rude to them, I said, “Awww, someone is cranky and needs a nap.” To which they replied, “What?!” I went on to baby talk to them until they sounded a bit freaked out by it all and their voice broke a little bit.  I then politely told them that if they ever call back here again, be prepared to be spoken to the same way, then put in a diaper and sent to bed without dinner.  They immediately hung up and I laughed.  It was just too perfect.  Who knew being a Fetish Nanny could get rid of rude bill collectors. Ella 1-888-430-2010
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