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January 31, 2010

Published by Mommy Maddy at January 31, 2010

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Most Expensive Potato Ever

I have come to find that I like blogging about really expensive items. So here is the next on my list of things I will never be able to afford. Meet the new and improved Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head! They are diamond encrusted to the tune of $8,000.00 . That’s right, 8k for two potatoes! Who would of thunk it? Not I. I can tell you this much, if I had these there is no way I would ever let anyone play with them, which is a shame because they are toys. Give me the 10 dollar Mr. Potato Head from Wal-mart, at least it can be played with. Your Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010

January 23, 2010

Published by Mommy Maddy at January 23, 2010

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Pretty Things

What do you consider pretty? It might be the way a rain drop clings to a window, or a spider web. It might be a sunset, the colors touching mountains in the distance. It may be the way a woman smiles at you, or a man. What ever it is, we all see beauty differently and in different things. I see beauty in simple things, the way a flower opens, how it looks placed in an arrangement together to make one perfect bouquet. Liz 1-888430-2010

January 16, 2010

Published by Mommy Maddy at January 16, 2010

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Bling Blog

I think there is a princess hiding in all of us, especially in a lovely sissy. We enjoy nice clothing, sweet diapers, lovely Rhumba panties, playing with dolls, doing our hair, wearing nice shoes, so why not have a car that reflects our inner Princess Diva? Mercedes-Benz has answered or prays. Yes indeed they have, and in a spectacular way I might add. That my dears is a Mercedes-Benz SL600 covered in Swarovski crystals. Can’t you just see yourself riding in that all decked out in your sissy gear? Liz 1-888-430-2010

January 3, 2010

Published by Mommy Maddy at January 3, 2010

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GYN Sissy Exam

Mizz. Rebecca is doing exams on all you sissys. We need to begin the New Year right and first thing first, Line up and drop them pants. Then hop up onto my examination table. Now lie back and stay very still, my assistant will be administering the IV and checking your blood pressure throughout the procedure. Oh you find my assistant cute do you, your little wee wee is sure taking notice. Well if Mizz. Rebecca has any energy left after the oral exam, I might let you play with her – he is quite the slut *laughs* Now the Rest of you Line Up and Shut up, You’ll each have your turn! Mizz Rebecca 1 888 430 2010

January 3, 2010

Published by Mommy Maddy at January 3, 2010

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Surprise Me

I am a pretty nice person. Very nice actually, but sometimes I get a little peeved. One of the things that makes me this way is when someone calls and you ask them what do and they say Surprise ME! Surprise you? Really? I’m sorry but I cannot know what you like until you tell me, otherwise you will be paying me to try to be a mind reader, and I am not good at that. So before you call, work out what you would like to do. It doesn’t have to be detailed, it can be just an idea, or things that you have liked in the past with someone else who you have called. But give Mommy Lizabeth a break and know what you want. That way we can both enjoy ourselves and I will come away from the experience knowing I made you happy and you will come away from the experience feeling like you just had the best phone call ever. Love, Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010

December 27, 2009

Published by Mommy Maddy at December 27, 2009

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New Year’s Reflections

Looking back on the months gone by, As a new year starts and an old one ends, We contemplate what brought us joy, And we think of our loved ones and our friends.Recalling all the happy times, Remembering how they enriched our lives, We reflect upon who really counts, As the fresh and bright new year arrives.And when I ponder those who do, I/we immediately think of you.Thanks for being one of the reasons I’ll have a Happy New Year! Liz 1-888-430-2010