April 18, 2010

Bunny Opener

This is so cute!  A bunny opener!  I really want one.  It would make getting junk mail so much.  The only thing I would change is actually taking the paper out of the bunny’s little mouth so it doesn’t eat it.  I just cannot stop watching this sweet little thing.  The only bad thing about bunnies is that they poop a lot.  Not sure that having one for a letter opener would be worth all the clean up. lol Liz 1-888-430-2010
April 3, 2010

Easter

It’s hard to believe that tomorrow is Easter already, time is going oh so fast.  Just simply slipping away.  Before we know it, summer will be here again.  Isn’t it funny how that works?  I remember being in school and time just seemed to go so slowly by, but as soon as I graduated it all started to speed up very rapidly.   I hope you all have a wonderful Holiday weekend with your family and know that  I will be thinking of you all. Love, Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
March 27, 2010

I truely believe this to be true

Some people think telling someone GMTA is a good thing.  To me it means that you just think like everyone else.  And I don’t actually think that is necessarily a good thing concerning some things.  It’s those who think differently that are the ones who come up with cures, inventions, mathematical equations (damn you people for doing that, you made school hell for me!).  When too many people think alike, things do not get done, you get a whole bunch of sheep just following one another.  Where am I going with this? Try being different and thinking differently, see everything around you in a new way, and never ever be afraid to stand out and be different from the rest, you will be much happier and your life will turn out to be more interesting. Liz 1-888-430-2010
March 21, 2010

All Dressed Up And No Where To Go

Looks like someone has been very very bad.  Having to have their little clitty under lock and key.  A sweet little sissy jail cell.  I do adore the bow, if you are going to have your sissy bits locked up they might as well look pretty.  Do you not agree?  I wonder what they did to deserve this sort of punishment.  I cannot say that I do not agree with this sort of punishment if the little one was caught doing something bad when they thought their Care Taker was not looking. Liz 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

Sitter Times Two

One of the other sitters and I did a two girl call recently and it was insane!  We had such a great time, spanking and punishing such a bad little one.  Two girl calls are always a fun thing to do.  I highly recommend them to anyone.  You could have two sitters, or a sitter and a mommy, or mommy and nanny.  The combinations are endless.  So if you have been especially bad or especially good and want to spend some time with two of us, then call us up and have some fun. Sammy 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

The Change

I am a very lucky Mommy.  One of my callers loves to role play that he comes to my house because I have adopted him away from his parents.  During his first day with me we do a lot of things.  First off we have to get him out of young man clothes and into something more appropriate.  A diaper, rhumba panties, and a sweet little dress.  Then off to the salon to have her hair done, curled and dyed to match mine of course.  Of course there is a catch to all of this.  You see, My brand new baby-girl must be immobilized in some way or another, either with a bunting bag or wrist and ankle straps or something a bit more severe for bedtime.  This way the acclamation process is faster.  Until next time sweet one, your Mommy is thinking about you. Lexus 1-888-430-2010
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