October 18, 2009

Freckles

I love freckles.  I think they are very cute, but some people are very embarrassed by them.  And you shouldn’t be.  I have them myself.  When I have no make up on you can clearly see them.  Do not be embarrassed by who you are, or what you look like.  There is no reason to go by anyone’s standards but your own.  So people with Freckles unite! Your Proud Freckled Mommy, Liz 1-888-430-2010
October 14, 2009

Keep those toes warm

Found some great sleepers…that will keep all my little ones nice and warm…they zip from neck down to your little toes….the footies will make sure that your little toes stay nice and warm through the night…..then you will be ready for bedtime…just need a good story or maybe nanny needs to rock you to sleep….I have my bottle ready or if you breastfeed I always have them ready for a good suckling….night night all my little ones…nanny will make sure your tucked in for the night…hugs and kisses
October 11, 2009

Christmas is Coming

Now everyone who loves pink and pretty things I have a craft for you.  I am going to be making one for myself, for my guest room because it’s very girlie.  It’s a feather sissy wreath, and I think it’s gorgeous.  Maybe I will even make some to sell, who knows, but take a look at it.  Can’t you see this hanging in your room? Or on your door? It’s so precious and adorable, just like you 🙂 . Lizabeth 1.888.430.2010
October 1, 2009

Breastfeeding My Babies

Oh does Mommy ever have some sweet sweet milk for Baby.  Oh yes, just for you my Dear.  Come to Mommy, sit on my lap, lay back and let me push your sweet face close to my full breast.  As I brush my puffy almost leaking nipple next to your sweet little lips I see you open and then latch on.  Can you taste it my Dear one? Warm, sweet Mommy milk floods your mouth.  I am waiting to feed you little one, and I am but a phone call away. Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
September 29, 2009

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!!!

yay!! i just wanted to wish a very important boy a “big” HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! he needs some spankings so…CALLING ALL MOMMIES!!! bend over and take it like a man!!! everyone who sees my little reggie poo..wish him a good day!! so when is your birthday? i would love to give you something special too!!*wink* Samantha 1-888-430-2010
September 26, 2009

My Call with ABie Ryan

“I know you just sh** your diaper??!! The entire house smells like sh**!  I yelled at abie Ryan, he tried to run back in to his room. But his diaper hung down so low between his legs that it made him waddle and he couldn’t make it around the corner.  I grabbed him by the neck of his onesie and dragged him the rest of the way to his nursery.  I placed him on his special changing table…special because if it’s adult size and has one of a kind built in straps for abies’ wrists and ankles. I leaned over the table so I could get a good grip on his hips as I pulled him towards me.  The tapes of his diaper made a loud rip as I spread his legs and peeled back his diaper, “Oh, sh**! You nasty little aby!” Ryan lay there naked with his legs spread on an open and messy diaper. How many wipes do you think  Mommy used to clean his stinky bottom? Do you think mommy spanked him for messing his diaper?  Do you know how Mommy Lexus would punish aby for making stinkies?  The answers to those questions are all a phone call away J Mommy Lexus 1 888 430-2010
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