November 29, 2009

Sissy Secretary

This, is a great idea.  Having a sissy secretary? Are you kidding me?  I could get so much more done!  I can see her, at her little desk, dressed pretty much in the fashion of the sissy in this picture.  I love how she is chained and shackled to her desk chair.  Can’t you just see yourself being the one in this position, me standing behind you making sure that you aren’t messing up, and if you do, I can simply bend you over the desk and spank you, or give you a strap on lesson lol.  Think about it. Mommy Liz 1.888.430.2010
November 27, 2009

Black Friday

Ok so here it is Black Friday everyone and their brother and aunt and uncle is scrambling into stores trying to get the best deals possible.And i can truly understand that concept what i don’t get is why they have to run over top of everyone grabbing,tugging,punching,slapping kicking and knocking people down for a five buck toy or shirt. I mean seriously now. At one of  our local stores last year this dude punched this lady blacked her eye over a ten dollar item but at least he did get arrested for it. He took the item out of her buggy which was wrong i love shopping as good as most people just please not on Black Friday went once said never again.I do hope everyone got their good deals they were looking for and didn’t get stomped on for it.
November 26, 2009

Gobble Gobble Little Ones

Are you ready?  It’s almost here and I cant wait to pig out with my loud and crazy family.  We have 2 new abies in the family that I get to meet for the first time, I cant wait to diaper their bottoms and bounce them on my knee.  I hope all of my abies have a great Thanksgiving and eat too much, and laugh too much and maybe this will be the year you get to sit at the big table?   Chances are though you need to be out of diapers to sit at the big table so abie will have to eat in a high chair till next year.  Gobble Gobble my little ones and remember all calls are still only $1.79 till the November 30th. Mommy Ava    
November 25, 2009

Holiday Spirit

So are you prepared for the holidays….instead of sitting on Santa’s lap this year you can come over to Nanny’s house and have a special moment to tell me all about what is on your wish list for Christmas…mmmm…..does that not sound like a good plan….I would love to hear about all you want for Christmas and hopefully help you get everything that you deserve as well as you demand during this special time with me….I love this time of year and to hear about all the things that you wished you had and maybe those things that we can share together….oh my…what a time we would have…..oh thank goodness for Christmas since I need to have all my wish list also revealed and maybe be able to use a few items on you during your visit with me…..mmmmm…..Rachel 1-888-430-2010
November 18, 2009

Gobble up those…

Just imagine having a chance to speak to me  during this upcoming holiday season….cooking up a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner with me and making sure that all my little ones are well feed and taken care of…oh I know that all my little ones will be full after they come over to my house for a little taste of my turkey dinner….until the end of the month you can call and recieve a special of 1.79/min but remember to ask for me….Happy Turkey Day…..gobble gobble
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