July 3, 2010

Cooking My Panties Off

Holidays are fantastic, they are fun, you get to spend time with family and friends, drink a few drinks, play some games, laugh together, that is unless you are the one who has to cook or bake.  I had to take a break from baking, I am so tired of being picked every year to make the dessert portion of the picnic for the 4th of July.  Plus it’s hot already outside, and my AC is not working properly.  If it wasn’t for the mere fact of I may get burned in places nobody should even be touched, I would be baking naked.  PLUS, yes there is more, PLUS I get to cook this year too, it’s my turn to work the grill.  I wonder if it’s too late to find someone with the flu and become infected. Ella 1-888-430-2010
July 3, 2010

4th Of July Diaper Cake

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is a huge party weekend. I hope all of you out there have one heck of a holiday party to attend. My husband and myself are doing the family thing. Which is good, but there are always some family you really hope do not show up, but they always manage to. I saw that diaper cake above and thought of all you. They make one for little girls too. I wonder what my family would do if I were to bring that to the picnic instead of potato salad. Happy 4th! Mommy Sue 1-888-430-2010
June 28, 2010

Spanking Stella

Mommy Stella believes in having a firm hand when bringing up baby. I’m old school and take care of all my babies the way my Mom took care of me. Naughty Babies get spankings and have to wear soiled diapers as punishment. Mommy will also scold baby in public and to embarrass baby even further, Mommy will change baby in public and let everyone watch as wipes you and powders your bottom. “Tsk tsk tsk bad baby” Mommy Stella will have to spank you now but its for your own good…. Mommy Stella 1 888 430-2010
June 23, 2010

Sweet Southern Voice

I find it cute when someone calls me for the first time and says..”Oh you are Southern?”  For a moment I think, oh no they are going to hang up on me lol.  They do not of course.  So I thought I would write a little something to let you all know that yes I am from the south, and I do have a southern accent.  It’s a soft soothing voice, not harsh.  Now make no mistake, I do discipline if it is needed.  But I do not yell, I find that a gentle stern approach is best, people tend to listen better if you speak to them softly. Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
June 19, 2010

The Naughty Step

What is a naughty step?  A naughty step is where Nanny Ella may have to put you if you are being bad.  It’s a time out place where sometimes bad lil ones have to spend some time.  But don’t worry though, if you are good, and do not whine or complain or try to get up from the naughty step until your time is up, then you will get up in a few minutes.  But if you decide to do any of the things mentioned previously your time on the naughty step will be a very very long time. Nanny Ella 1-888-430-2010
June 19, 2010

Play Date

You wanna look so pretty for mommy don’t you? So does Mommy. I want you to wear a pretty little dress for all the men in the neighborhood. We can watch them and you can pick out your favorite man to play with. Of course he’ll come over on a “play” date and Mommy will teach you how to be a “cute” little sissyl for him. How lucky he will be won’t he? He’ll get to play with you (and maybe even Mommy) and he’ll find out exactly how much fun we both are won’t he? We’ll make sure you make him happy so when his Daddy comes to pick him up he will tell him how he had fun with both of us and how he got to touch and snuggle with both of us. Maybe his Daddy will want to play with us too. *Smiles* Mommy Maggy
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