March 30, 2012

Adult Baby Tee Shirts: Thoughtful Gift or Diabolical Punishment?

So whatcha think?  I was trying to come up with a unique Easter basket stuffer, and I thought, why not a cute little tee shirt with a “personal” touch.  What a thoughtful mommy I am.  So I got out my box of sharpies and iron-ons and tracing paper and stretched my artistic muscles, so to speak.  Throw into the mix a few plain tee shirts, and a fierce brain storming session, and whaala!  Cute little diaper Tees. Now anyone who knows me knows that there is always the possibility of something a bit more…sinister… laying in waits just below the sweet and thoughtful facade that I can present to the world.  And I have to admit there just might be a double duty to my cute and seemingly innocent diaper tees. Around the house I know my little ones will wear them proudly and with enthusiasm.  But be naughty and unruly, and I may turn those wondrous tokens of love into a tool of mortifying discipline.  Imagine your face as you have one of these adorable tees on when I announce we need to go out to the mall. Now it’s one thing to have to wear your diaper in public under your big boy pants, but its quite another wearing a billboard stating as much (I personally like the pink one the best, teeheehee).  I figure by the end of our excursion, ¾ of the populous at the mall will know you are a diaper wearing, diaper using Adult Baby. Happy Easter Little Ones!! Lexus 1.888.430.2010
February 28, 2012

Masturbation Deterrent: The Introduction of Male Chastity

Ahh, look what I came across in my travels.  Now you know I adore interesting and unique items and antiques of yester years, and this little number is right up my alley. Did you know that male chastity devices were originally made with youths in mind rather than adults?  Oh yes indeed! Back in the day, the belief that ‘masturbation’ was evil was widely accepted. This was due largely in part because of the story of Onan in the bible – ‘self-abuse’ (masturbation) was regarded as evil and went so far as to be referred to as ‘Onanism‘. Not only that, but back then the popular belief (often supported by the medical profession) stated it would turn a young man into a drooling idiot (oh I can hear the comments from both sides of the isle – “you know it!” And “nuh-uh, not me!”). To deter such ungodly acts, the male chastity device was introduced.  It had boasted the ability to “cease and desist” any “nocturnal emissions”…and yes, that was the polite term for masturbation in those days.  Of course we ladies, be it in the role of mommy or wife or girl friend, have come to realize what an effective tool the male chastity device truly is; both in heading off naughty behavior as a teaching tool, and punishing bad, or “unauthorized” activities as well. So you see little ones, when mommy has to slap one of these little masturbation deterrents on your little weewee, it is for your own good – we don’t want you turning into a drooling idiot, now do we? Hehehe. Magz
May 22, 2011

Teacher Phonesex

  Jacob, a new student in my class thinks he is all that. He has quit the ego, very pompous attitude and all the teenyboppers cater to his every whim. He is in for a real lesson in my class. I will delight in watching him fold. In my class he will learn that he is far from being a man, why he is just a little boi. Once he experiences a mature woman such as myself he will crumble quickly as do all the boiz in my class. Mizz. Rebecca has a special lesson for Jacob, a lesson that will last with him the rest of his life. The big man on campus will soon be a mumbling fool, my pet and most eager to please me along with all my sexual whims. Mizz Rebecca 888*430*2010 International 714*442*2402  
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