October 14, 2009

Keep those toes warm

Found some great sleepers…that will keep all my little ones nice and warm…they zip from neck down to your little toes….the footies will make sure that your little toes stay nice and warm through the night…..then you will be ready for bedtime…just need a good story or maybe nanny needs to rock you to sleep….I have my bottle ready or if you breastfeed I always have them ready for a good suckling….night night all my little ones…nanny will make sure your tucked in for the night…hugs and kisses
October 11, 2009

Time for Potty Training

Aww did my poor aby mess himself again? That is ok, Mommy Lexus just got aby a brand new potty seat and I can’t wait to start training aby to use it.  aby will not want to give up wearing diapers so Mommy will still let aby use them at night shhh don’t worry it will be our little secret. tehehehee Mommy Lexus 1 888 430-2010
October 1, 2009

Who did that

Opps who did that…we all make messes sometimes don’t we…well…Nanny Rachel can help clean you up and prepare you for our outting to purchase some new clothes or maybe you just need to have your diaper change…Well tell mommy and daddy to give nanny a call so we can spend a  little time together and make sure that you are oh so clean and fresh….opps nanny smells something did you go again or was that just a love you nanny fart…oh no…..
October 1, 2009

Breastfeeding My Babies

Oh does Mommy ever have some sweet sweet milk for Baby.  Oh yes, just for you my Dear.  Come to Mommy, sit on my lap, lay back and let me push your sweet face close to my full breast.  As I brush my puffy almost leaking nipple next to your sweet little lips I see you open and then latch on.  Can you taste it my Dear one? Warm, sweet Mommy milk floods your mouth.  I am waiting to feed you little one, and I am but a phone call away. Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
September 26, 2009

My Call with ABie Ryan

“I know you just sh** your diaper??!! The entire house smells like sh**!  I yelled at abie Ryan, he tried to run back in to his room. But his diaper hung down so low between his legs that it made him waddle and he couldn’t make it around the corner.  I grabbed him by the neck of his onesie and dragged him the rest of the way to his nursery.  I placed him on his special changing table…special because if it’s adult size and has one of a kind built in straps for abies’ wrists and ankles. I leaned over the table so I could get a good grip on his hips as I pulled him towards me.  The tapes of his diaper made a loud rip as I spread his legs and peeled back his diaper, “Oh, sh**! You nasty little aby!” Ryan lay there naked with his legs spread on an open and messy diaper. How many wipes do you think  Mommy used to clean his stinky bottom? Do you think mommy spanked him for messing his diaper?  Do you know how Mommy Lexus would punish aby for making stinkies?  The answers to those questions are all a phone call away J Mommy Lexus 1 888 430-2010
September 25, 2009

Bottoms Up

Well as it goes for the most part abies are usually are very good. But there are those times when you will act in a way that is not appropriate and the there is a need to put a few well placed swats on that bare behind. Now was it worth all that acting up now that you your little bottom is a rosy color and sore? What I really think is you did it on purpose. So which one was it you bad baby boy. Whatever your reason its off to bed for you. Sweet dreams my little one. Daddy Paul
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