November 19, 2010

Thanksgiving Thoughts

The house smells wonderful and your family and/or friends are near for the holidays. Oh and there are football games and parades. Then after a day of gobbling up turkey and all of the fixings you can go out at ungodly hours and fight people for super low prices right? Just don’t you get into any trouble out there shopping or you’ll have a new Thanksgiving memory of Mommy taking care of business. Let’s hope the holiday spirit has you all on your best behavior. Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy Lexus
November 8, 2010

Thanksgiving Is a Moment to Remember

Thanksgiving is a moment to remember How little we can do to move the stars. All we are and have we must surrender, Nor is Earth less inscrutable than Mars. Knowing this, we know the need for friends Sharing both our pleasures and our pain, Giving, though it may not serve their ends, In joy the love that will our love sustain. Very much like water in a lake, In sum we serve as mirrors to the sky. No one alone can heaven’s picture take. Given friends, we know the reason why. Mommy Lorraine
November 5, 2010

Stay Warm

  Do you like relaxing in front of the fire as much as I do? It’s so soothing and relaxing just hearing it crackle and smelling the wonderful smell. Right now my house smells like pine (Incense) and just like a fresh fire. I could get your diaper on you and snuggle with you while we read a book together. How does that sound? I bet your tired little eyes would fall shut and Mommy would have to tuck you in right there.   Momma Shirley
November 5, 2010

No Nonsense Mommy

Hello, my little ones. I hope you’re all behaving and staying out of trouble. Everyone knows how much I love well disciplined babies and young boys. I even LOVE big flaming sissy baby, as long as you behave. The keyword is discipline, I am a NO nonsense Mommy and anyone who misbehaves will be punished accordingly! I have been known to strip and spank little bare asses with my hands, or anything I can find that has a handle. Wooden spoons, spatulas and hair brushes are in every home and make excellent paddles. After your spanking I will but your red ass in to a baby diaper and make you a warm bottle filled with milk and laxative…..dont worry baby your going to thank mommy for that diaper in about 30 min or so hahaha…
November 3, 2010

Wet Diaper Alert!

  Alert alert, wet diaper alert. Is it you? Is it your wet diaper? I think it is and I know you need to be changed. Who will Mommy get to help change your diaper? I think I will ask that cute lady right over there. The lady with the bright green eyes, I bet she would love to help me change my big aby’s wet diaper. Don’t you DARE wiggle off and embarrass me, because if you do I’ll make it even worse on you. You can suck on your pacifier while I explain to her how you came to be back in diapers.   Mommy Lexus
October 30, 2010

Paddle hard!

  These shorts made me think of some of the babies I talk to. A lot of them just fuss and whine and need to be spanked or paddled. Usually when I take them over my knee or make them bend over a chair and lay down the law so to speak they straighten up and it’s all yes Daddy and sorry Daddy. Maybe if they had to waltz around in these shorts for awhile they’d know I had a clear visual of how to handle their sassy butts. Besides that, they’re cute.   Daddy Paul
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