March 3, 2013

Sissies in Denial

  Sometimes sissies can’t accept who they really are, you know, sissies in denial. They try to act like they’re really guys and they love girls and blah blah blah. HA! Come on stupid sissy! Everyone else can see what a sissy loser you are, how come you can’t just embrace it?? Well I see this a lot since I’m always babysitting these little dum dums. After a couple ABies who were totally sissies, but acted like they weren’t I came up with a special system to take care of them. See, I figure, they gotta learn some time or another that they’re sissies, and they gotta start acting like sissies. So here’s what I do, I just give ‘em a little push in the right direction hehehe. When it comes time for diaper changing, I set ‘em up on the changing mat and open up their diaper. I act like everythings totally normal and go about wiping their messy little bottom, get rid of that old dirty diaper, and pull out a fresh one. I slide that new diaper under ‘em and I take some lotion and rub it all over their peepee (sissy clitty!) and start to rub it over their bottom. Now here’s where it gets fun! See, I hide a plug to stick up their sissy bottom before I start the diaper change, so when I get to this part I rub the lotion between their little cheeks and pay special attention to their tight little hole. Of course, sissies love having their little b-holes rubbed hehehe, so you won’t hear any complaints, even if they’re in denial! Once that little holes all lubed up I sneakily grab the plug and shove it up their sissy butt!! Then I gotta be real quick getting their diaper taped up ‘cause they kinda freak out when they feel it go in hehehehe!! The first time I tried that my little sissy cried and whined and kicked her little sissy legs and begged me to take it out. Hehehe I just giggled while I watched her squirming around. But it wasn’t long before my sissy started to accept her sissification! Now I do it with all sissies in denial and it works like a charm! xoxo Sissy Sitter Samantha 1.888.430.2010
February 14, 2013

Bratty Princess Jenna

  Let’s just get one thing straight – I am a Bratty Princess and you are all just living in my world! All you stupid sissies, adult babies, and LOSERS who call themselves men, are here for one reason and one reason only, to SERVE ME!! Now that we got all that straight, it’ll be easy for you to understand that I don’t do any kinda work. Nothin, not a thing. You all are here to do everything for your sexy little Princess, right? So let’s start with cleaning. My whole house. Every little bitty inch. And you don’t think that I’m gonna let you go around my house in your stupid clothes do you?? Of course not, you’re my sissy maid, and my sissy maid wears exactly what I tell her to. An adorable little sissy maid outfit. See, you look about a gajillion times better like that! Who did you think you were fooling in your “masculine” clothes?? Everyone knows what SISSY LOSER you are, and now they can all see the truth with their own eyes! Well you better hurry up and get started. All this stuff isn’t gonna get done itself! And if you even think about trying to sneak a pair of my sexy little panties, I’ll make you regret for the rest of your loser life! I’ll just be sitting here, painting my toenails and eating cupcakes like a Bratty Princess does! PRINCESS Jenna 1.888.430.2010  
February 10, 2013

Sticky Treats

For Valentine’s Day I decided to make something extra-specially sweet and yummy. A sweet, sticky, crunchy, and gooey treat that’s sure to give you a sugary rush for all the your Valentine’s Day plans. Now, usually these are called Hello Dollies, but, as with most things, I made these all about me hehehe! Hello Cali’s 1 stick salted butter, cut up into chunks 1 1/2 cups graham crackers crumbs 1 1/2 cups chocolate chips 1 cup butterscotch chips 1 cup shredded coconut 1 cup pecans, chopped 1/3 cup sweetened condensed milk Preheat your oven to 350. Melt the butter in the microwave and then mix with the graham cracker crumbs. Press the buttery graham cracker crumbs into an 8X8 baking pan. Then layer the coconut, pecans, butterscotch and chocolate chips in the pan. Pour the sweetened condensed milk over all those yummy bits! Bake for 25 to 30 minutes until the coconut on top is golden brown and the condensed milk looks sticky and bubbly. When it’s all ready and they’ve cooled enough cut them into little square and then eat them alllll up hehehe! They’re so perfectly sweet and yummy! Happy Valentine’s Day! Kissies, Cali 1.888.430.2010
January 11, 2013

The Right Pacifier for the Right ABie

Sometimes it’s an odd thing – trying to find just the right pacifier.  Some are too small; some are too big; some just don’t seem to sit quite right in the mouth.  The goal is it to find one that both comforts and feels natural when seated in the mouth. To that endeavor, lets examine a few things, shall we?  Do your thoughts always seem to go back to a time when you were nursing? Are you transfixed on the bosoms of women and mommies, wanting to nestle between those two voluptuous mounds of yumminess? Then perhaps pacifier number 1 is the one for you. Or maybe what induces comfort for you is the strong embrace of a Daddy; knowing instantly that he is the one in control, that he, and not you, is the embodiment of masculinity.  One look from him invokes the need to please him; to serve him; to taste him.  For you, my dear, I think pacifier number 2 would be more appropriate. As you can see, it can be quite enlightening when you match the right pacifier to the right ABie. Mommy Maggie 1.888.430.2010
December 31, 2012

Playing with Sissy

The day after Christmas I got to have a sissy friend come over for a play date. I thought it would be fun to use my brand new makeup set with my sissy friend. We went up to my room and sissy Tina sat down in front of my vanity and I got busy with all my pretty powders and lip glosses and lipsticks. I made her up really pretty with blush, eye shadow, thick mascara on her lashes, and glittery glossy lips. After I finished with all her makeup I let her put on some of my new big girl panties (I got lots for Christmas), and when she tucked her little peepee back she looked just like a real girl! I’d love to put makeup on some more sissies and help them dress up really pretty! And of course after they get all made up, we get to play fun sissy games! If that sounds fun to you, come over for a sissy play date! love, Lacy 1.888.430.2010
October 27, 2012

Halloween for ABies

Halloween is a very special time for many ABies and Mommy’s. It is an occasion when mommies can dress their ABies up, even little sissies and take them out for all to see. We can go out and take our little ones trick or treating. We can pick out sweet, humiliating dresses for our sissies. This is my favorite holiday. I can’t wait to see all the different costumes that my little ones are going to wear. And I think a little trick or treating role play is in order to celebrate. Mommy will get you all ready to go out, making sure you have a fresh, clean diaper under your costume. And we can’t forget to pack the diaper bag, just in case mommy needs to stop and change your diaper in the stroller along the way. And just maybe, if you are extra messy and squirmy, we will have to ask one of the neighbors if I can come in and use their floor or couch to give you a change. Mommy will lay you down on your changing pad, right there in front of everyone gathered to celebrate. I know you are embarrassed, but you can’t go around in a messy diaper under your costume. Maybe the neighbor lady will even offer to give mommy a hand in getting you changed. There are lots of different scenarios we can incorporate into our trick or treating Halloween role play. All you have to do is give mommy a call. Halloween really is for ABies. Mommy Josie 888~430~2010
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