October 11, 2009

Christmas is Coming

Now everyone who loves pink and pretty things I have a craft for you.  I am going to be making one for myself, for my guest room because it’s very girlie.  It’s a feather sissy wreath, and I think it’s gorgeous.  Maybe I will even make some to sell, who knows, but take a look at it.  Can’t you see this hanging in your room? Or on your door? It’s so precious and adorable, just like you 🙂 . Lizabeth 1.888.430.2010
October 2, 2009

Baby Memories

I was cleaning out some closets the day when I happened upon an old diaper bag sitting in the top of my closet. Upon opening it I discovered some old things I had thought were lost like the passing of time. In the bag I found thing of mine from I was just a tiny little baby. There was my first blanket, light blue with little animals all over it, a pacifier, a couple of onsies the baby blue outfit that I was brought home in and a couple of my baby pictures. I was so happy to find these things. Well thanks for letting me share these memories with you. And if you think about it call your Mother and tell her thanks for all she has done for you. Daddy Paul
October 1, 2009

Who did that

Opps who did that…we all make messes sometimes don’t we…well…Nanny Rachel can help clean you up and prepare you for our outting to purchase some new clothes or maybe you just need to have your diaper change…Well tell mommy and daddy to give nanny a call so we can spend a  little time together and make sure that you are oh so clean and fresh….opps nanny smells something did you go again or was that just a love you nanny fart…oh no…..
September 26, 2009

My Call with ABie Ryan

“I know you just sh** your diaper??!! The entire house smells like sh**!  I yelled at abie Ryan, he tried to run back in to his room. But his diaper hung down so low between his legs that it made him waddle and he couldn’t make it around the corner.  I grabbed him by the neck of his onesie and dragged him the rest of the way to his nursery.  I placed him on his special changing table…special because if it’s adult size and has one of a kind built in straps for abies’ wrists and ankles. I leaned over the table so I could get a good grip on his hips as I pulled him towards me.  The tapes of his diaper made a loud rip as I spread his legs and peeled back his diaper, “Oh, sh**! You nasty little aby!” Ryan lay there naked with his legs spread on an open and messy diaper. How many wipes do you think  Mommy used to clean his stinky bottom? Do you think mommy spanked him for messing his diaper?  Do you know how Mommy Lexus would punish aby for making stinkies?  The answers to those questions are all a phone call away J Mommy Lexus 1 888 430-2010
September 25, 2009

Bottoms Up

Well as it goes for the most part abies are usually are very good. But there are those times when you will act in a way that is not appropriate and the there is a need to put a few well placed swats on that bare behind. Now was it worth all that acting up now that you your little bottom is a rosy color and sore? What I really think is you did it on purpose. So which one was it you bad baby boy. Whatever your reason its off to bed for you. Sweet dreams my little one. Daddy Paul
September 18, 2009

Daddy all Alone

On such a quiet evening what is a daddy to do while he is all by himself? The crib has nice clean sheets the highchair is sitting by the table all the little girl clothes are hanging in the closet and the playpen is full of toys. The only thing I need now is a sweet little abie to come in and share a wonderful evening with Daddy. Are you the one that’s going to be pampered and cooed over? Don’t wait long I wont be alone long. Daddy Paul
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