June 5, 2010

Swinging On My Cord

I went to a baby shower on Friday and this poem was printed on the napkins. *laughs* What a place to put a poem such as this. Shows the type of humor my friend has. On a side note she looks like a ripe watermelon. I just had to share this with all of you. Love you Much, Mommy Sue 1-888-430-2010 I wish I was a foetus I never would be bored Sitting in my uterus Swinging on my cord. To worry obstetricians I’d be a proper beast I’d change position on the hour Transverse, oblique then breech. To student midwives I’d present A mystifying case I’d hide myself inside the os And leave an empty space. I’d tie my cord into a knot And wave it through the cervix I’d give the midwives such a shock And laugh off all my vernix. And when my membranes rupture I’d be a right old pest Presenting large diameters I’d transversely arrest. I’d tell my pal placenta To get himself detached To theatre then the lot of us Would pronto be dispatched. And when they start to caesar I’d laugh and think “Tee hee!’ When no-one else is looking I’ll come vaginally.
June 5, 2010

Past Holiday Weekend

How many of you did something this past Holiday weekend? I did!  I went on a picnic with some friends.  We also attended a parade.  I love them, I don’t usually go to them though, because I have nobody to go with me *pouts* .  They remind me of when I was a little girl and my Dad would pack us all up at O’Dark 30 a.m. and take us to get a place in line for the Tournament Of Roses Parade.  Maybe I will try to go this year.  Perhaps I will try to sneak onto one of the floats *giggle*. Jenna 1-888-430-2010
June 5, 2010

The Mommies

  One of the great aspects of working here is I get to be myself for one. And the best things is the fine Mommies I get to deal with on a daily basis. These fine ladies are some of the smartest most compassionate and creative people ever brought into one place. I consider myself to know quite a bit but whenever I have a question they are there to answer it for me. So do yourself a favor get to know all the mommies, sitters, and grannies of Phone-a- Mommy.   Louie
June 2, 2010

sissy salon

Ok sissies. It’s time for you to be in even shorter dresses and skirts so that means it’s time to go to the salon. Mommy Lexus will take care of you in her fantasy sissy salon. There you can make an appointment with me to get waxed, plucked,permed, styled, anything your sissy heart desires. I’ll help you go from fuzzy man to smooth sexy sissy. For the little bitty sissies well I have something for them too. Sissy baby bubble baths and fresh diapers. Won’t you come see me for your makeover?   Mommy Lexus
May 31, 2010

Come to the Window

Come to the window, My baby, with me, And look at the stars That shine on the sea! There are two little stars That play bo-peep With two little fish Far down in the deep; And two little frogs Cry “Neap, neap, neap;” I see a dear baby That should be asleep. Silvie
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