September 30, 2009

The Tortoise and The Hare

There once was a speedy hare who bragged about how fast he could cum. Tired of hearing him boast, Slow and Steady, the tortoise, challenged him to a race. All the ABMommies and animals in the forest gathered around them to watch. Hare began at lightening speed for a while and then paused to rest. He looked over at Slow and Steady and cried out, How do you expect to win this race when you are stroking it long and at such a slow, slow pace?” Hare stretched himself out alongside the carrot patch and fell asleep, thinking, “There is plenty of time to relax.” Slow and Steady continued to  slowly stroked himself up and down, up and down. He never, ever stopped until all of a sudden there was a mass explosion. The ABMommies and other animals who were watching cheered so loudly for Tortoise, they woke up Hare. Hare stretched and yawned and began to stroke again, but it was too late. Tortoise had released his load and it landed all over the  ABMommies and animals gathered around him. After that, Hare always reminded himself, “Don’t brag about your lightning pace, for Slow and Steady won the race! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
September 29, 2009

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!!!

yay!! i just wanted to wish a very important boy a “big” HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! he needs some spankings so…CALLING ALL MOMMIES!!! bend over and take it like a man!!! everyone who sees my little reggie poo..wish him a good day!! so when is your birthday? i would love to give you something special too!!*wink* Samantha 1-888-430-2010
September 26, 2009

My Call with ABie Ryan

“I know you just sh** your diaper??!! The entire house smells like sh**!  I yelled at abie Ryan, he tried to run back in to his room. But his diaper hung down so low between his legs that it made him waddle and he couldn’t make it around the corner.  I grabbed him by the neck of his onesie and dragged him the rest of the way to his nursery.  I placed him on his special changing table…special because if it’s adult size and has one of a kind built in straps for abies’ wrists and ankles. I leaned over the table so I could get a good grip on his hips as I pulled him towards me.  The tapes of his diaper made a loud rip as I spread his legs and peeled back his diaper, “Oh, sh**! You nasty little aby!” Ryan lay there naked with his legs spread on an open and messy diaper. How many wipes do you think  Mommy used to clean his stinky bottom? Do you think mommy spanked him for messing his diaper?  Do you know how Mommy Lexus would punish aby for making stinkies?  The answers to those questions are all a phone call away J Mommy Lexus 1 888 430-2010
September 25, 2009

Juicy

Ever taste something or smell something that just makes your mouth water i know i have it just makes like your whole body react to it.And you just have to get a taste of that even more so i was in a restuarant and this couple behind me ordered this dessert omg did it look and smell so good i wanted to jump up and take it from them no i didn’t but that doesn’t mean i didn’t think of doing it lol but i did order that same dessert and it was just as good as it looked and smelled.Or did you ever come across a smell that was just really really bad did that also and it was a diaper this little man had on i wanted to pick him up and change it right there poor little thing Minnie
September 25, 2009

Bottoms Up

Well as it goes for the most part abies are usually are very good. But there are those times when you will act in a way that is not appropriate and the there is a need to put a few well placed swats on that bare behind. Now was it worth all that acting up now that you your little bottom is a rosy color and sore? What I really think is you did it on purpose. So which one was it you bad baby boy. Whatever your reason its off to bed for you. Sweet dreams my little one. Daddy Paul
September 25, 2009

Vintage Slips

I am not sure how many of you know about my vintage lingerie addiction, but I have one, and I have a bad one!  I do searches for vintage clothing almost every day.  I have recently started buying Rockabilly dresses, but that’s another blog for another time.  Anyway, I am trying to decide if I should buy this slip : It’s a bit expensive, but I am thinking it would be worth it.  And just to let you in on a little secret.  Sometimes I just wear a slip like this around the house, especially in the summer, because lets face it, it gets HOT! lol. Let me know what you think. Liz 1-888-430-2010
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