March 12, 2010

Bedtime Poem

Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod, one night sailed off in a wooden shoe; Sailed off on a river of crystal light into a sea of dew. “Where are you going and what do you wish?” the old moon asked the three. “We’ve come to fish for the herring fish that live in this beautiful sea. Nets of silver and gold have we,” said Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod. The old moon laughed and sang a song as they rocked in the wooden shoe. And the wind that sped them all night long ruffled the waves of dew. Now the little stars are the herring fish that live in that beautiful sea; “Cast your nets wherever you wish never afraid are we!” So cried the stars to the fishermen three – Winkin’, and Blinkin’, and Nod. So all night long their nets they threw to the stars in the twinkling foam. ‘Til down from the skies came the wooden shoe bringing the fisherman home. ‘Twas all so pretty a sail it seemed as if it could not be. Some folks say ’twas a dream they dreamed of sailing that misty sea. But I shall name you the fisherman three – Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod. Now Winkin’ and Blinkin’ are two little eyes and Nod is a little head. And the wooden shoe that sailed the skies is a wee one’s trundle bed. So close your eyes while mother sings of the wonderful sights that be. And you shall see those beautiful things as you sail on the misty sea, Where the old shoe rocked the fishermen three – Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod. Huggles and Snuggles, Cali 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

Sitter Times Two

One of the other sitters and I did a two girl call recently and it was insane!  We had such a great time, spanking and punishing such a bad little one.  Two girl calls are always a fun thing to do.  I highly recommend them to anyone.  You could have two sitters, or a sitter and a mommy, or mommy and nanny.  The combinations are endless.  So if you have been especially bad or especially good and want to spend some time with two of us, then call us up and have some fun. Sammy 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

The Change

I am a very lucky Mommy.  One of my callers loves to role play that he comes to my house because I have adopted him away from his parents.  During his first day with me we do a lot of things.  First off we have to get him out of young man clothes and into something more appropriate.  A diaper, rhumba panties, and a sweet little dress.  Then off to the salon to have her hair done, curled and dyed to match mine of course.  Of course there is a catch to all of this.  You see, My brand new baby-girl must be immobilized in some way or another, either with a bunting bag or wrist and ankle straps or something a bit more severe for bedtime.  This way the acclamation process is faster.  Until next time sweet one, your Mommy is thinking about you. Lexus 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

If Barbie Were A Granny

  She doesn’t look all that bad does she? Ken would still hit that, if she had not kicked his bi-curious butt to the curb last year, or was it the year before I do not remember.  I consider myself some what of a Barbie, I have a great body, or so I am told, but it usually comes with the following attached.  You have a great body (long pause) for someone your age.  That is a back handed compliment if ever I heard one before.  But at  least I get them.  Usually from men much younger then I.  It makes me smile and feel good.  That is one of the reasons I enjoy talking to all you younger men and women on the phone.  It makes me happy and smile to know that you would even consider calling me and that you do.  Barbie may have everything and still look good as a granny, but she will never have what I have, and that is you. Doris 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

Tempie Check

Oh honey you look a little……ill.  Come here to Nurse Betty and lets see if I can make you feel any better.  Now I know this will be uncomfortable but it’s all for the best.  Now, let’s get that diaper off, and up on the exam table you go.  I need to take your temp.  Oh no, I don’t want you to open your mouth for the thermometer, this one goes some place completely different, roll onto your tummy, get on your knees and get that little bum up in the air.  Now now, no crying, it’s all for the best. Your favorite Nursie, Betty 1-888-430-2010
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