April 25, 2011

The Jumblies

THEY went to sea in a sieve, they did; In a sieve they went to sea: In spite of all their friends could say, On a winter’s morn, on a stormy day, In a sieve they went to sea. And when the sieve turned round and round, And every one cried, “You’ll all be drowned!” They called aloud, “Our sieve ain’t big; But we don’t care a button, we don’t care a fig: In a sieve we’ll go to sea!” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. II They sailed away in a sieve, they did, In a sieve they sailed so fast, With only a beautiful pea-green veil Tied with a ribbon by way of a sail, To a small tobacco-pipe mast. And every one said who saw them go, “Oh! won’t they soon be upset, you know? For the sky is dark and the voyage is long, And, happen what may, it’s extremely wrong In a sieve to sail so fast.” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. III The water it soon came in, it did; The water it soon came in: So, to keep them dry, they wrapped their feet In a pinky paper all folded neat; And they fastened it down with a pin. And they passed the night in a crockery-jar; And each of them said, “How wise we are! Though the sky be dark, and the voyage be long, Yet we never can think we were rash or wrong, While round in our sieve we spin.” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. IV And all night long they sailed away; And when the sun went down, They whistled and warbled a moony song To the echoing sound of a coppery gong, In the shade of the mountains brown. “O Timballoo! How happy we are When we live in a sieve and a crockery-jar! And all night long, in the moonlight pale, We sail away with a pea-green sail In the shade of the mountains brown.” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green, and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. V They sailed to the Western Sea, they did,– To a land all covered with trees; And they bought an owl and a useful cart, And a pound of rice, and a cranberry-tart, And a hive of silvery bees; And they bought a pig, and some green jackdaws, And a lovely monkey with lollipop paws, And forty bottles of ring-bo-ree, And no end of Stilton cheese. Far and […]
April 25, 2011

Nursery Rhymes

That sounds just like someone I know! Just like the little lamb followed Mary, my sweet little Ab follows mommy. I think it’s because you like to have mommy in view so that you feel safe and comforted. And sometimes you are following mommy because you are just waiting for mommy to play a game of patty cake! Playtime is one of my favorite times with my sweet little ab. And I know it’s one of your too. Call Mommy to have playtime fun. Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010 –OR CLICK BELOW–
April 20, 2011

The Gentleman Daddy

  As of right now I live north of the Mason-Dixon line but I will always be a southern gentleman at heart. Not a redneck as so often portrayed in movies and such. There are terms some of you might think as funny such as Coke meaning any carbonated drink or buggy meaning a shopping cart. A gentleman also shows respect for everyone with a yes ma’am or yes sir even if they are young or old. This also translates well when dealing with abies and sissies by making them feel warm and welcome. That doesn’t mean I don’t have a strong side for discipline which means I can spank a diapered  butt when you need it done. So if you hear that southern twang in my voice you’ll know the experience you will get will be a true pleasure for abie and daddy.   Daddy Paul
April 18, 2011

Mommy makes you a girl aby

You just got home from school and as you walk in you see mommy has shopping bags on the couch. You glance at them and feel excitement because maybe mommy has got something for you in one of those bags. You run into the laundry room where you can hear mommy doing laundry. Pulling on the hem of her dress you exclaim “mommy, mommy did you buy me something”? Mommy looks at you lovingly and says “actually sweetie, I got something for the both of us”! You take mommy’s hand and walk with her out to the living room, she hands you the bag and tells you to see what mommy got. You open the bag and glance inside, all you see is a frilly white “girl” dress with little red flowers. You look at mommy with a very confused look. “Honey isn’t it pretty, go and put it on for mommy”. You take the dress with your head to the floor because you really don’t want to put on the “girl dress”. You do it because you always hear how mommy coo’s over all of the little cute girl abies, and you always wish mommy would coo at you the same way! You come back out with the dress and matching bottoms on and mommy’s face lights up with joy! You realize that if mommy is so happy seeing you in that dress, it’s actually not that bad. You always want to make mommy happy! That’s why you will always be the best aby you can be for mommy! Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
April 18, 2011

Spring is for Sissies

Oh, isn’t the spring time the most glorious season of them all. I think it is a time of renewal, time to find a mate and have lots of sex, it is a time of fresh flowers, and it is a time for Sissies. Sissies are Springing up all over during the wonderful Spring months. It is their time to flourish and show off. I myself like to spring me a Sassy Sissy, a Prissy Sissy, a Pretty Sissy, a Baby Sissy and a Sluty Sissy. Are you a Sissy? Then you better come to my garden so I can spring you up just right *giggles* Jenna 1~888~430~2010
April 18, 2011

ab dl sitter

  Hi wittle ab’s. Is your Mommy really busy this week getting ready for Easter? I’m sure she has shopping trips to plan and dinners to cook and then some more shopping. Usually I write ads for the mommies to read but this time I am going right to the source. Tell your Mommies that you want AB Sitter Samantha to watch you. Here is what I have planned this week for the ab’s who need a sitter. Dress up for sissies in pretty Easter dresses,Egg Hunts, Dying Eggs, Bunny Crafts and more doesn’t that totally sound like fun? OK ab’s so ask your Mommy pwetty please to let baby Sitter Samantha take care of you while she gets her planing done. I promise you plenty of fun.   AB Sitter Samantha 1-888-430-2010  
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