I realize how hard it can be sometimes to make a stinky in your diaper, so I decided to dust off my old cheerleading uniform and offer you some encouragement! This mantra should be just what you need to leave me a little surprise the next time she changes him. It goes like this:
After hearing my cheer, aren’t you just about to burst with excitement to talk with me? Or maybe that is a bit of excitement mixed with a whole lot of something else? Either way, pick up that phone and dial 1-888-430-2010 so that I can get you cleaned up. If you’re especially good maybe I might even let you do a little bit of breastfeeding!