This past weekend I was watching one of my little ones while his mommy went out of town.  He insisted that he was a big boy, that he was no longer a bed wetter and didn’t need his Goodnites anymore. I had my doubts, but I after a lot of whining and pleading, I told him that I would give him a chance to prove he was a big boy now – but if he wet the bed, then I would deal with him how ever I saw fit.

The very first morning I went and checked on him, and what did I find?  A very wet bed of course!  I marched him right into the bathroom, got him cleaned up, and proceeded to put him back in a very thick diaper.  I then told him that not only was he going to be forced to wear diapers for the rest of the weekend, but he was going to be treated like a little baby as well, complete with pacifiers, footsie PJ’s and baby food.

When will these little boys learn?

Nanny Ella

Ever wonder where us ladies are texting you? We sure wonder where you all are. Some of you are at work while visiting us here at phone a mommy chat, some have been in their vehicles and others are out shopping while texting us. While I doubt that any of us have brought our laptops to the potty while chatting with you, did you know that laptop spelt backwards is “potpal” kinda ironic huh? It sure makes you think of toilet play in a whole new way doesnt it? LOL. Maybe this would make for a new punishment or potty training technique.

Mixing it up w/ Mandy

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Mommy Maggy thinks it time you learn to go potty like a big boy. I went to the store and bought you some pull-ups because that is what babies wear when they get too big for diapers.

Now remember while you are playing, if you feel like you have to go to the bathroom , just come tell Mommy and I will put you on the potty, if you go in the potty then Mommy will reward you with that toy you were looking at in the store the other day.

But if you don’t tell Mommy and you go in your big boy pull ups, Mommy will have to punish you, pull those pants down and give you a hard spanking, then put you back in diapers, until you can learn to be a big boy.

Mommy Maggy

So you think you’re ready for potty training do you baby? I have to say I really don’t think that you’re ready. All this past week you’ve had wet or messy diapers or a combination of the two. I’ll give you the benefit of a doubt but if you wet or mess then it’s diapers for a very very long time. Understand?

Would you look at that? You managed to make it to Mommy before you used your diaper. Hold my hand and we’ll go potty on the potty seat. Hurry or you’ll soil your diaper baby. Why did you slow down? Are you squatting? Oh no baby, are you making a poppy diaper? You must really need your diapers if you poop in them on the way to the potty. I don’t know when we’ll even try toilet training again sweetie, but at least we have lots of diapers to use for right now.

Mommy Scarlet

Mommy has to have a few words with you young man. I know about how you spy on my boyfriend and I. There’s no point in lying to Mommy she knows all that you do honey. There’s only one way to solve this situation and that is to make you be a sissy girl. See I think you’re curious about things big girls do, but you’re too little for that just yet. The best place for you in in the playpen in your diapers. Then Mommy will know exactly where you are sissy boy. If you pout I will just put a binky in your mouth and strap it on, then what will you do hmm? Drool all over your big pacifier gag is what you’ll do.

Mommy Shirley

One naughty abie had a very wet bed. He tried to hide all of the evidence but Mommy saw the sheets and undies sticking out of the laundry basket. So now that your bed is soaked you know it’s back in diapers for baby boy don’t you? You say that you’re 37 and too old for diapers? I just don’t see it that way. Those wet undies and sheets lead me to believe you are a bed wetting diaper needing baby. It’s ok though, really it is. I’ve got plenty of patience for adult potty training. You don’t want to be potty trained? You don’t need it? Ok suit yourself, diapers 24/7 little man.

Mommy Scarlet

Have you been stealing Mommy’s panties again? Spank you? No, I don’t think that’s working. I’m taking you to talk to my friend Officer Stacie and she can tell you what happens to boys who steal. Yes, the same Stacie I had babysit you. Maybe she can scare some sense into you. Now get every bit of your clothes off because you’re going for a ride in nothing but those stolen panties and a pacifier. If you get nervous and wet them on the way there then you may be getting a spanking from both of us.

Lexus

You told Mommy you were a big boy, and you were ready to potty train. OK , so you didn’t come out and say it in those words. You gave those hints though that little ones do. Yesterday though you looked right at Mommy and when I asked if you had to potty you replied very quickly “No”. It wasn’t ten minutes after that when you pooped in your pants. So guess what? Potty training is on hold, I know you’re not a big boy yet. You can whine and cry but you’re still going back in diapers.

Mommy Scarlet

It is creeping up on fast. Don’t look now but Mothers Day is almost here. So does this mean you forgot? I hope not because Mommies are the most special women we have probably ever know in our lifetime. They were the ones who fed and dressed and cared for our helpless little baby bodies. As we got older they kissed all our little boo-boo’s and made sure we had on clean underwear. So make a special point to tell your Mommy how much you appreciate all they have done for you.

Louie

Having my hair shampooed and rinsed feels incredible. I also have a lot of fun washing hair for abies and rinsing them all out too. One thing I try to do is make sure my hair has a nice smell that I like. I’m the woman in the hair products aisle sniffing the bottles and making sure I like the way the conditioner or cream smells. Then when my sniffer is sniffed out I ask my abie to help me out. You abies who use baby shampoo are lucky in a way, it’s easy to pick out what to use. Do you like to bury your face in Mommy’s hair and take a nice big whiff?

Mommy Scarlet

Valentine’s Day is coming up. Most people think of candy hearts and lacey home made cards. Well maybe not most people but it does come to mind. I am sure some men are thinking “oh crap, I better get something”. I found this cute paddle that would be perfect for Valentine’s Day, assuming your Mommy has to use things like that to keep you in line. It looks harmless almost, but I am sure if used correctly it could pack a sting.

If not though Mommy has a backup. This leather heart paddle would be good to leave heart sprints all over your naughty bottom.

Happy Valentine’s Day,

Mommy Scarlet

Are you all enjoying watching the many College Bowl Football games this year? I will be honest, I don’t follow them too much but I have heard a lot about the different teams and games. I did find a way to make them more interesting for me though. I diapered my abie before the GMAC bowl last night and told him when he would get changed depended on the final score. I didn’t tell him how it would affect him though. So the game was finally over and he was ready to get changed he informed me the score was 34-31. Then he was told he had to wait three more hours to get changed. He squirmed a little bit but he knew fair was fair, and he had agreed.

Mommy Scarlet

There are so many new toys to play with after Christmas aren’t there? It takes a few weeks for baby to get bored after getting new things. We know what happens when baby gets bored though, baby gets into trouble. This is when Mommy uses her new toys. Santa may have brought you stuffed bears and horsies, but he brought Mommy switches and paddles for when you act up. So try to be very good so you don’t have Mommy breaking in these new things on your tush.

Mommy Scarlet

It’s been a busy time of year helping the abies get their Dear Santa letters in. I must say some of the ones claiming to have been nice have surprised me. I don’t contradict them though; I just help them get their letters written. If you’re one of those naughty little ones though and you want a chance to get on the nice list listen up. Maybe we can work something out. You come to me and let me know how you have misbehaved and take a punishment from me. If the slate is clean then I can send a good word to the man at the North Pole. So get ready for spankings, corner time, paddlings, writing assignments and whatever it takes to get you on the nice list. I hear extra cookies and milk doesn’t hurt either.

Mommy Scarlet

Now don’t you fret, Mommy had Daddy install a new toilet just for you. I think this is going to make it much easier

for you and encourage you to want to use the big toilet from now on!

Mommy Sara

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Minnie

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Mommy Scarlet

How many little sissies would like this corset?  I would just love to lace a sissy up in one of these and dress them up in some nice stockings and shoes too. Maybe you have tried on Mommy’s corset and other things while she was out? One like this you would need some help getting into that’s for sure. I think the other Mommies would just adore seeing you all pink and corseted.

Mommy Scarlet

Mommy Scarlet

You never know where Mommy might decide to change you. My diaper bag is always packed and ready to go out at a moment’s notice. At the mall and make a messy? Oh well a baby has to be changed. I won’t pay a bit of attention to your red face, but it might make me draw more attention to you. A lot of Mommies might give their babies a chance to go and get changed at home. I am more likely to take you out for a change just after you make a wet or messy diaper.

Mommy Scarlet