June 23, 2010

Sweet Southern Voice

I find it cute when someone calls me for the first time and says..”Oh you are Southern?”  For a moment I think, oh no they are going to hang up on me lol.  They do not of course.  So I thought I would write a little something to let you all know that yes I am from the south, and I do have a southern accent.  It’s a soft soothing voice, not harsh.  Now make no mistake, I do discipline if it is needed.  But I do not yell, I find that a gentle stern approach is best, people tend to listen better if you speak to them softly. Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
January 31, 2010

Most Expensive Potato Ever

I have come to find that I like blogging about really expensive items.  So here is the next on my list of things I will never be able to afford.  Meet the new and improved Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head!  They are diamond encrusted to the tune of $8,000.00 .   That’s right, 8k for two potatoes!  Who would of thunk it? Not I.  I can tell you this much, if I had these there is no way I would ever let anyone play with them, which is a shame because they are toys.  Give me the 10 dollar Mr. Potato Head from Wal-mart, at least it can be played with. Your Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
January 3, 2010

Surprise Me

I am a pretty nice person.  Very nice actually, but sometimes I get a little peeved.  One of the things that makes me this way is when someone calls and you ask them what do and they say Surprise ME!  Surprise you? Really? I’m sorry but I cannot know what you like until you tell me, otherwise you will be paying me to try to be a mind reader, and I am not good at that.  So before you call, work out what you would like to do.  It doesn’t have to be detailed, it can be just an idea, or things that you have liked in the past with someone else who you have called.  But give Mommy Lizabeth a break and know what you want.  That way we can both enjoy ourselves and I will come away from the experience knowing I made you happy and you will come away from the experience feeling like you just had the best phone call ever. Love, Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
November 8, 2009

Tubby Time With Mommy Lizabeth

Rubba dub dub, Mommy Liz is in the tub!  I love to give each and every one of my Babies and Sissies a nice bubble bath. There is no reason to be afraid of the water, because I’ll be right there with you to make sure you are safe.  And sometimes Mommy spends a little extra time washing that tiny little hiney and pee pee.  Oh I know that’s naughty, but sometimes Mommies like to show their little ones special attention. Liz 1-888-430-2010
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