As some of you know, I enjoy unusual and unique antiques/items (an antique potty chair and a Utica crib to name a couple), so naturally this little diddy peeked my interests.  Now, I know at first glance you might think it is some sort of Indian hookah (a smoker) but you would be incorrect – for this little gem is in fact an antique douching system.  And of course one does not have to limit oneself to only vaginal douching…oh noooo.  It would be quite acceptable for anal douching as well (enemas my little ones).  So if you find yourself snooping in my personal items and are perplexed as to its use, then be prepared for a hands-on demonstration as I give it a little squeeze.

Mommy Maggie

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Katie

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“Well now, isn’t this a surprise.”

You jump ten feet as you twirl around at my little comment, my dirty panties still clenched in your hands, still pressed upon your nose.

“Now what would your mother say if she knew you were rummaging through my dirty panties?  That when you were supposed to be helping your neighbor with projects around the house, you were actually fondling her panties; sniffing her panties; licking her panties.  Think she would be proud to know her son has a major panty fetish?”

I can’t help but chuckle to myself as you stutter and stammer, at first trying to deny, but then begging me not to tell, that you will do anything, anything at all if I would only promise to keep this little indiscretion private.

“Hmmmm…anything? You will do what ever I say?”

You nod frantically, grasping at the one life line I seem to be throwing you. Glancing at your young, firm body, at the pup tent that is ever present inside those pants of yours, a wicked little smile comes across my face.  Oh yes, I can think of quite a few things for you to do.

“All right my dear, but you will have to do EXACTLY as I say…”

Maggy

“Ricky!” I exclaimed, “Pay attention young man, and stop your daydreaming.” Ricky nervously snapped back to reality, his face red from embarrassment. “Ricky, what on earth are you thinking about?” I asked him, he just stared back at me frozen. I had to get to the bottom of why he is always drifting off in class, so I decided he should remain after today so that we could have a serious talk. Once the bell rung and all the other students left Ricky remained seated.  So I approached his desk and asked him again what was on his mind. His lips quivered as he explained to me how he was feeling, I placed my hand on his check to clam him and told him that he no longer had to just have these visions and thoughts to himself, that I was more than willing to make his daydreams a reality.

Don’t be like Ricky and waist so much time daydreaming, Mizz Rebecca is more than happy to make your day dreams come true! 1 888 430 2010

Stacie

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I know many of you are going to be traveling this holiday to be with family and friends.

Please be safe this holiday season driving , flying, pulling that covered wagon or riding the dog. No matter how you go please come back safe . And don’t forget the turkey special, now through Nov. 30 all calls are $1.79/min when you ask for the special. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Love, Mommy Josie

As most of you know, I live in Texas, and why? I don’t know.  Anytime it rains here when it’s blasted hot I hate it!  It feels like you are in a warm moist suffocating fresh from the oven muffin.  You can’t breath right, your skin melts, and your hair just looks nasty.  Yeah ya’ll come on to Texas you will just LOVE it here! lol Anyway, today is one of those days, it’s in the 70′s right now, but darn it, it’s supposed to be in the 90′s today with rain.  Sounds wonderful doesn’t it? Stacie gave me a quote about Texas once, after I moved here from GA and it went something like this.  “If I owned both hell and Texas, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.” That’s from General Sherman I think.  Not a nice man btw.  But that gives you some idea if you have never been here or live here what it can be like sometimes.  So anyway, enjoy your day, I’ll be here in the Great State of Sauna, wilting.

Your Moist and Hot Mommy,

Lizabeth

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p.s. That last  line sounds kinky, doesn’t it? lol