May
Give Mommy a Happy
Well, it’s almost here – Mother’s Day….the day to show your mommy how much you really appreciate and love her…the day to give her a token of your affection…to bring a smile to her face and make her happy. Now what I want to know is what all you little ones are going to [...]
Apr
Bunny Wanna-be
I saw this and it gave me a giggle. All I could think of was that he must have been trying out for the Cadbury Egg Bunny/Chicken. Gotta admit, he is adorable though! I think he would be in the running, don’t you? Maybe we could dress you up in little bunny ears and a [...]
Apr
Baby-sized Peepee
Are you kidding me?? Is that nub of a thing an actual penis or a clitty trying to be one? You must know that it’s not worth anything, right? That it doesn’t even fall in the small penis category; it does, however, belong in the microscopic penis category. I mean, there are small penises, and [...]
Mar
Internet Porn
Well, I guess it’s to be expected….a boy your age discovering internet porn on the computer. But I simply won’t have you learning about the birds and the bees online – oh noo!! What kind of mommy would I be then? So when I catch you looking at naughty pics of women on the internet, [...]
Mar
What’s Your Heaven?
What is Heaven to you? A quiet place that you can escape to when things get to hectic? A type of food that just melts in your mouth. A certain song or book that makes you feel alive when you hear it or read it? Or could it possibly be cuddling up with your blankie [...]
Feb
Assume the Position
Now this is how I like to see my little ones – bare assed, red and raw from a severe session of spankings, and bent over the toilet receiving an enema. It’s always good to remind my guys who is exactly in charge and what the consequences are for misbehaving and/or not following instructions. Heck, [...]
Feb
Let is Snow, let it snow…
Don’t ya just love the snow? Covering everything in a soft, white blanket, making everything seem so calm and peaceful? Yeah, yeah, I know – SHUT UP YOU! By now I figure there are quite a few of you that are just sick and tired of that dreaded white stuff and all that comes with [...]
Jan
Swaddled
Now this gave me such a tickle when I saw it! Poor little kitty! But then I was thinking, what a wonderful way of keeping an especially naughty little one under wraps, so to speak, hehe. Keeping them wrapped up snuggly and firmly so they can not squirm or misbehave or, heaven forbid, try and [...]
Jan
First Time
I remember the first time you took a step; the first time you skinned your knee; the first time you went to school. Who else would be there for all your firsts but your mommy? And now you are ready for another first time – one that will show you what to do with that [...]
Dec
Party Hardy
I love this pic! Someone had a lot of time on their hands, but I think they put it to good use, don’t you? Wouldn’t it be funny if they put some yellow snow around there? With all that beer, I think there should be, hehe. Then there could be a snow mommy in the [...]
