I’m not talking about your bread folks, I am talking about toasting butts! Sometimes it’s the quickest way to get a naughty baby’s attention. Yep, sometimes I just have to force their pants down and toss them over my knee for a good hard spanking. I am sure all of you have had that happen at least one day in your life, and it probably got your attention really swift like didn’t it? So if you don’t want your buns toasted then you need to be on your very best baby behavior.

Mommy Lexus

Mommy Scarlet

This Mommy is heavy handed and strict with naughty boys who like to misbehave and always get in to trouble.  I specialize in problem babies and toddlers.  I have yet to meet one whose will was stronger than mine.  I bet your one of those little panty boys who like to try out their mommies toys.  Is that it?  You want Mommy to show you how to use them?

Mommy Stella

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One of the mommies here got me watching this show about different
sexual rarities or not as common sexual things. The last night I watched it they had cougars on. According to them a cougar is not a cougar until they turn 40 and are dating or interested in men at least 8 years younger than they are. I think it is Puma that women under 40 who date younger men are called, does that sound right? Anyhow it really doesn’t matter what the term is I suppose. I’ll admit it, I like younger men, and I like older men and men my age it doesn’t make much difference when their birth year is.

Mommy Shirley

Children

Hug trees for the walnuts and sweet apples
For the shade above small country chapels
For giving squirrel and crow a place to live
For the priceless gift of oxygen they give.

Follow your feet across a woodland floor
Beneath the tall and ancient sycamore
Under redwood, under tall blue pine
Come with me and form an endless line.

Join the boy whose name is simply ME
Take your turn and hug a mighty tree
A wish we cast upon an August breeze
A dream to cross the seven sacred seas.

Release it now, just like a big balloon…
A prayer to reach the mountains of the moon
To citizens of Earth alas we say
Go find yourself a tree to hug today!

And if a grownup says Don’t be a fool!
Or Is that what they’re teaching you in school
Just find this poem and read this simple rhyme
It’s cool to HUG a TREE from time to time!

Children this is how the world can be
Making Earth plan A and not plan B
Wear Change! Share Change! Sing Change! Bring Change
And start by hugging a tree!

Lily

Mommy Liz

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Have you heard about this? Apparently there is a high demand for breast milk. Not only that, but because of the testing and processing done to the milk, the price for mother’s milk through legitimate channels seems to be quite high. This has led to an underground network of “boot-leg” milk, as it were.

So I’m reading about this and so many visions are going through my head. Back street meetings taking place in trench coats and hats pulled down low; the swapping of unmarked envelopes and coolers wrapped in plain brown wrappers; mommies huddled under a tree at the park, whispering nervously, scrambling as the park police come into view; a nervous mommy being questioned under a hot, bare light bulb – “talk or we’ll get the paddle!”…omg, the list just keeps going on and on and on, hehehe. Who woulda thunk that we mommies would be carrying around our own white gold mines? (just food for thought )

Gina
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When I was a child, I didn’t have hair on my head, just some stubs.

I liked to watch my friends play. I would join them now and then, but I preferred watching.

Every day, we would see an old man walking by our playground, carrying an umbrella. He had big ears and a bald head. The moment my friends saw him pass by, they would shout, “Hey, deaf and dumb, what’s the time?” They told me that he could neither hear nor speak.

It was early evening. I was standing at the gate of my house, when I saw the old man coming. I was alone. There were no friends around to shout the usual words of ‘greeting’.

But how could I let this man walk by without saying anything? So for the first time, I asked in a soft voice, “Hey deaf and dumb, what’s the time?”

The old man looked at me. Then he looked at his watch and replied,”It’s five thirty.”

Lorraine

I ran inside the house and never shouted at the old man after that day.

Thats right, it is here again! Its time again to put on those diapers, pjs and come into chat with all your friends! I’ve got my favorite teddy bear in hand and am cooking up some fun treats! So come one come all!
See ya there.
Mandy
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I also warned you to stay out of my dresser hmm didn’t think i would notice things moved around in my undie drawer did you.Think your so smart you can outwit grandma *laughing *Wlle guess what grandma has been around awhile but she is still and always will be on her toes around little boys that likes to mess in things they have no reason to hmm.Other than the fact you like grandma’s undies how soft and sexy they make you feel.I might just let you go to school this way oh my talk about the fun you will have explaining this laughing.But then all you will really have to say is I AM A SISSY.

Minnie

Your Mommy wants to put you back in diapers or maybe even your girlfriend. They want you stripped of your underwear and forced to wear and use adult diapers just like a baby would. You can’t believe it is happening to you, that this is your reality now. It’s terrifying to give up something like that and have her control it. In the back of your mind though you find that it’s exhilarating. Fear and excitement work very close together. Now they’re working against you, confusing you. You have no choice. If you want to see her smile and be happy with you, you’ll submit.

Mommy Scarlet

Think you are do you well i will have to check and make sure that room is all cleaned and the bathroom is done also.Oh you forgot to do the bathroom huh well now that is not good is it no special little treats for you my little sissy nope none at all.Guess its back to diapers for now is it not.Such a shame to maybe the next time you will listen and do what your told to do while i am gone.

Lily

I know a very naughty baby who made a big pee pee in his cloth diaper that soaked clear through his plastic pants and left a big puddle on his baby blanket.  Mommy got so mad at baby that I would not change baby’s diaper and punished him by making him sit in his soiled mess till bedtime!  I bet baby will be in the stinkiest diaper ever!  Fooochiiiieeee stinky baby!

Mommy Ava

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Well now you do know that if you wet or do a poo-poo in it it won’t feel like it does now because mommy will have to change you and put you back in one of your older diapers while this one is being washed and dried.

MommyLorraine

This long-legged, S-necked white bird is found throughout the Americas and around much of the world. It is typically the largest white egret occurring anywhere in its range (only the white-colored form of the great blue heron is larger).

Great egrets are found near water, salt or fresh, and feed in wetlands, streams, ponds, tidal flats, and other areas. They snare prey by walking slowly or standing still for long periods, waiting for an animal to come within range of their long necks and blade-like bills. The deathblow is delivered with a quick thrust of the sharp bill, and the prey is swallowed whole. Fish are a dietary staple, but great egrets use similar techniques to eat amphibians, reptiles, mice, and other small animals.

These birds nest in trees, near water and gather in groups called colonies, which may include other heron or egret species. They are monogamous, and both parents incubate their three to four eggs. Young egrets are aggressive towards one another in the nest, and stronger siblings often kill their weaker kin so that not all survive to fledge in two to three weeks.

The great egret is the symbol of the National Audubon Society and represents a conservation success story. The snowy white bird’s beautiful plumage made it far too popular in 19th-century North America. Great egrets were decimated by plume hunters who supplied purveyors of the latest ladies’ fashions. Their populations plunged by some 95 percent. Today the outlook is much brighter. The birds have enjoyed legal protection over the last century, and their numbers have increased substantially

Minnie

I just had the best call with my little Baby Joshie AKA Potty Pants.  Mommy Ava’s friends dropped by right in the middle of nursing Baby Josh, and it’s a good thing because it wasn’t long before Baby made a big messy in his diaper.  Mommy’s friends pinched their noses and giggled as they watched me change Baby’s diaper.  After Mommy’s friends leave, its just Mommy and Baby getting ready for bedtime, rocking Baby Joshie to sleep in my arms, rubbing his back and patting his sweet little bottom.  Mommy stole lots of kisses before she gently put Baby in his crib.  “Good Night sweet baby, goodnight”.

Mommy Ava

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Love sitting back and watching them try their best but they are so bound on learning new things even when they fall that baby will get up and try again babies explore new things and new people with all out gusto.Love to change their diapers even when i need a clothes pin for my nose lol

Silvie

Mommy Stella
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Uh oh has baby been naughty? Mommy star sniffs the air
“sniff sniff”
Mommy crinkles her nose
“I smell a stinky diaper”.
I think baby made a stinky and he needs his mommy to change him. Don’t worry baby, Mommy Star is here to take care of you. If baby needs to be breast fed Mommy star has big round lactating breasts to feed baby. I love taking care of my adult aby’s and regressing them back to babyhood. Back to diapers and bottles and everything baby. From Poopy diapers, to rectal thermometers, from baby bottles and baby rattles and diapers piled high; Mommy has everything to take care of baby especially the LOVE.

BIG BIG LOVE!!
Mommy Star
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Now everyone enjoys birthdays now don’t you love getting those presents,parties the time with family and friends and sometimes uninvited guest like me every crash a party that you didn’t know anyone there i bet that would be so much fun.

To crash a party of some sort all dressed up in your diapers and frilly dress you would be the party if you did that for sure.

Lily