October 30, 2010

Paddle hard!

  These shorts made me think of some of the babies I talk to. A lot of them just fuss and whine and need to be spanked or paddled. Usually when I take them over my knee or make them bend over a chair and lay down the law so to speak they straighten up and it’s all yes Daddy and sorry Daddy. Maybe if they had to waltz around in these shorts for awhile they’d know I had a clear visual of how to handle their sassy butts. Besides that, they’re cute.   Daddy Paul
October 30, 2010

Graveyard Cake

This is one of my favorite things to make for Halloween. Mostly it is just for the fun, its Halloweens version of Christmas’s Gingerbread House. Ingredients 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 cups sugar 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup butter 1 cup water 1/4 cup baking cocoa 1/2 cup sour cream 2 eggs FROSTING: 1/4 cup butter 3 tablespoons milk 2 tablespoons baking cocoa 2 cups confectioners’ sugar 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 18 cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies Green and brown decorator’s icing or gel 9 cream-filled oval vanilla sandwich cookies 1 cup whipped topping Pumpkin candies and gummy worms, optional Directions In a bowl, combine flour, sugar, baking soda and salt; set aside. In a saucepan, combine butter, water and cocoa; bring to a boil over medium heat. Add to flour mixture; beat well. Beat in sour cream and eggs. Pour into a greased 13-in. x 9-in. baking pan. Bake at 350° for 35-38 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean. Cool on a wire rack for 5 minutes. Meanwhile, in a saucepan, combine butter, milk and cocoa; bring to a boil. Remove from the heat; stir in sugar and vanilla. Pour over warm cake. Crumble chocolate cookies; sprinkle over frosting while still warm. Cool completely. For tombstone, use icing to decorate cookies with words or faces; place on cake. For ghosts, make mounds of whipped topping; use icing to add eyes and mouths as desired. Refrigerate for at least 1 hour. Just before serving, add pumpkins and gummy worms if desired.   Have fun and be creative and enjoy a spooktacular Halloween! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
October 29, 2010

Happy Halloween My Little Aby’s

I know all you little ones are ever so excited about Halloween, and you have your costume all picked out. No matter what plans you have, weather you go out or stay home like me and pass out candy. Remember to be safe and if you have a black cat don’t forget to keep them inside and safe. Have a great Halloween everyone and save Mommy some candy!!! Mommy Candy 1 888 430-2010
October 25, 2010

Haunted House

There’s a house upon the hilltop We will not go inside For that is where the witches live, Where ghosts and goblins hide. Tonight they have their party, All the lights are burning bright, But oh we will not go inside The haunted house tonight. The demons there are whirling And the spirits swirl about. They sing their songs to Halloween. “Come join the fun,” they shout. But we do not want to go there So we run with all our might And oh we will not go inside The haunted house tonight. By Jack Prelutsky Silvie
October 25, 2010

Red Swollen Bottom

It’s best you do what Mommy Stella says. You see making Mommy mad will only result in your red, swollen, bottom hurting for days. Because Mommy really loves punishing bad boys and she’s just waiting for any excuse to spank you and make you sit in the corner in a dirty diaper. Mommy Stella is especially cruel and sadistic, she gets off on humiliating you and making you suffer in ways you don’t want to think about. Be good or else! Mommy Stella 1 888 430-2010
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