Mar
I have Cats
Most of you know I am NOT a cat type person at all. I love dogs, not in that no no taboo way, I just enjoy dogs more then cats, but alas, I have not one but TWO. Now, both of them are currently in heat, which means they are looking at me with evil and lewd intentions in their eyes most of the time, and every time I walk by they ‘back dat kitty butt up’. Who knew cats could be so full on slutty. Anyway, one of my friends came by last night just to say hello and noticed the cat behavior and he said, “I wish women were like that, just back up against you and wiggle. That way there would be no doubt what they wanted and you knew you would for sure be getting some.” To which I replied, “You know other male cats can smell them from about a mile away, do you really want to be with a woman who you can smell a mile away?” He looked at me for a moment then said, “I retract my previous statement.”
