Feb
Ooooooooooooooh Bella!
So yeah, I go and go to bed, and the phone rings and it’s Bella. I hear her sweet, cute little lispy voice and smile. Then she tells me that she has gotten into the make up, and I think ut oh! Bella knows she isn’t supposed to be in the make up, the first time I babysat her she got in trouble for the same thing. Then she mentions that I was sleeping and I think..oh NO! THEN I see THIS!

Uh, yeah, that’s what she did to me while I was sleeping. I look like a cross between some sort of Marilyn Mason wanna be and a clown whore. Soooooooooo you know what Bella has to do? First, she has to go to wal-mart all dressed pretty and sing her sissy song I wrote her, with her make up done just like you see on my face herre, THEN she has to go inside and ask for advice about make up from an associate that works there. Awwww Bella, I really hope you have a good time doing that, and I can’t wait to hear how it goes, now if you will excuse me, I need to go and purchase a belt sander so I can get this crap off my face.












